Disneyland "Ice Capades" Era

When Disneyland Opened In 1955, Walt Disney Didn't Have Costumed Characters Readily Available To Roam Around The Parks. So, He Struck A Deal With The Ice Capades (Who Previously Used Disney Costumes In Their Shows Since 1949.) To Borrow What Characters They Had Used. They Had The Basics. Pinocchio, Dumbo, Mickey & Minnie, Donald Duck, Etc. Although These Costumes Looked Okay From A Distance, When You Look At Them Up Close, These Things Were Fucking Scary As Shit!!! Even After The Park Had Opened, The Ice Capades Had Still Kept The Deal With Disney & Continued Giving Them Retired Ice Capades Costume Characters. Characters Such As Fifi The French Poodle, Scottie, Maude The Comedy Mule & Other Unidentifiable Costumed Characters All The Way Up To At Least 1966, When Walt Disney Died.

Person: What Was The Weirdest Time For Disneyland?
Me: Disneyland "Ice Capades" Era

Disneyland "Ice Capades" Era by DisneyFanFuck2008 September 15, 2020

doggy disneyland 

Play park for dogs

This place is a real good place for my dog to meet other dogs. It's a real doggy disneyland. Usually overrun with exuberant dogs.

doggy disneyland by silverback 23 January 12, 2009

disneyland syndrome 

disneyland syndrome refers to excitement before the big day of going to disney, can't sleep and just too excited to go to sleep or do anything else.

I am so excited about the big game tomorrow I have the disneyland syndrome

disneyland syndrome by Jackie Rose November 9, 2011

disneyland

(verb) The act of using creative means to conceal the true length of a line or other wait.

The Sears Tower wasn't worth the trip, they totally disneylanded us.

disneyland by badsfo January 26, 2011

Disneyland Sex

Much like a lengthy, serpentine line at The Happiest Place on Earth, Disneyland Sex is something you wait a long time for, only to have it be over in about a minute.

"(Sigh) I spent all day waiting for the bf to come home so we could do the deed, and he only lasted like 30 seconds.
"OMG. Total Disneyland Sex."

Disneyland Sex by Wordsmither Jim November 27, 2012

disneyland

the cesspool where parents go so they're children can go on a hydraulic lift painted like dumbo, eventually leading to them crying endlessly and being little shits for an entire day.

"WAGHHHHHHHHHHMOAAAHGHHHHMMMMMMM!!!" said the dissheveled child, upon leaving disneyland.

disneyland by jaykuppp January 10, 2008

Disneyland

Where they give you the Disneyland Inch.

I went to Disneyland and came back poor and walking funny.

Disneyland by KillS-crap-pyDoo March 22, 2004