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by Xi Jinping Social Credits November 2, 2021

Jingling

Ejaculating north of the Arctic Circle

Hermey was arrested for jingling all over Rudolph's shiny red nose

by Dubya82 October 10, 2016

jingling the keys

refers to the act of 'jerking it'.

Person: "So...do you like jingling the keys?"

by Junglemonkeh March 13, 2008

jingling the dingo

To shake your goods insistently in a mesmerizing motion while not wearing underwear under loose shorts or sweats. The wild ritual is considered to be a carnal mating dance or territorial display of testosterone.

Yo, check out Terrance jingling the dingo all up in that girl's grill. It's on like Voltron!

by toothoreo January 18, 2011

jingming

Jingming may talks in the lowest volume but her mind speaks loud! She is a caring person and always gives a gentle vibe which makes the people around her feels safe. The best listener.

She's not whispering, she's Jingminging.
Relax, your secrets are safe, I will Jingming you.

by Cassiopeiatoirdio November 21, 2021

Jingling my jangle 'till I jongle

A term indicating the experience of enjoying a piece of media but finding a character, that slightly reduces overall enjoyment.

"I was really into that show, but now I keep jingling my jangle 'till I jongle every time that character appears. I really dislike him."

by arteriesin December 26, 2023

Jinging

Whenever you and another individual dig up a close deceased Relative (Said relative must be uncircumcised) and harvest their Foreskin to knit quilts and other things of that nature. You can also use the newly harvested Foreskin to Dock, by Sewing the patchy Foreskin to you and said other persons own Penises as a connector (resembling that of a Chinese finger trap) and Going forwards and backwards as you would when doing traditional docking techniques.

Hey Baylor do you want to go Jinging with me tonight? My Uncle just recently passed away.

by BigStinkySock December 18, 2024