Jim 

A being that is usually always bipolar. Has a very short temper usually triggered by anything spicy or from north of the border. Has a tendency to be an exuberant lover of land rovers, especially old rusty ones covered in tetanus. He has a history of turmoil with the A595 in Cumbria, which has been a place of many explicit rants. Including violent threats towards colleagues. His nickname used to be Trailer Jim until he lost it. If you go on google earth you can see a huge gouge across the land in Dovenby, this will be his legacy for all of time.

Oh not again Jim.....stop stroking that Land Rover.
Did you hear about big rig? He's lost that trailer again.
10 4 rubber duck

Jim by rg177 June 6, 2019

Jim 

the perfect man. A Jim enjoys coffee, beer, cigarettes, and killing Nazi zombies. He knows how to use a sword, namely, Sting. He is handsome, loyal, romantic, talented, old, and genuine. He has an awesome girlfriend who loves him more than anything in the world.

"Dude, Jim's girlfriend is awesome!"
"I know! She must be a Charlotte."

Jim by charliegonebad February 5, 2010

Jim 

Someone who is extremely disappointed in all the people that earned him the horrible definitions.

GET BETTER OTHER JIMS

I am VERY disappointed in the Jims.

Jim by Disappointed21009 December 3, 2018

jim 

1. A guy who can always make you smile
2. Big and Hairy

that guys a real jim always make me laugh

or did you see chest hes a right jim

jim by beefy.x October 5, 2009

Jim 

Jim

"Jim is Jim"
"Jim is nothing and all"
"Jim is the darkness if the night and the light of the sun"

Jim by DoctorJimtheJim August 27, 2018

jim 

gay gay homosexual attracted to men fruity non straight

guys im coming out as jim

jim by dun dun dunn February 6, 2022

Jim 

Jim is from Sprite

Jim, are you there darling? It's me PieGuy

Jim by Rarebatae April 4, 2019