Juiced Springsteen

Drinking too much so that you can't remember the lines to The Boss' greatest hits.

Simanto: I really can't sing Thunder Road after 2 century clubs, way to juiced springsteen.
GWAR: Ya man, I had a vodka and cran and I'm hooped on nipple shwa.
Simanto: Maybe we should break-up.

by lord_gold October 12, 2008

Jived

Severely damaged. Reduced to a state of collapse. Ruined.

Our traffic figures were good until the website got jived.

We ignored our customers, it nearly jived our whole business.

It used to work but it's jived now.

Can we fix it? No it's jived.

by Version2 August 12, 2010

Juiced

Getting Juiced - Being ripped off, hoodwinked, bamboozled. Also an action performed by gold diggers when they're on the make.

ex1:

Lil Dawg: Man I just paid $100 for this fake Gucci shirt
Big Dawg: My n**** u just got JUICED!

ex2:
Lil Dawg: Dang Bro my old girl borrowed $300 from me just now to fix her car but I caught her at Nordstroms shoppin
Big Dawg: dang bro she workin with that power juicer..and u a sucka!

by refri3dnoodle May 13, 2009

C-Juiced

Getting wicked fucked up, derivative of Crunk Juice, Crunk Juiced,and "Lets Get Crunk"

"yo colin got 260$ worth of alcohol, lets go down, get C-JUICED

by thatkid1 September 29, 2006

Bruce-Juiced

(Search youtube video "1987 Bruce Willis Seagrams"). The act of getting drunk off of Seagrams because Bruce Willis skips down the street dressed in a white suit with the ladies in order to show how cool Seagrams make you.

"Want to get Bruce-Juiced?" "Yes, because with Seagrams, 'This is where the fun starts!'"

by juicybrucey March 3, 2010

juiced

Proven wrong, dissed, etc.

"Damn you just got JUICED."

by imSophia April 4, 2008

Juiced

A synonym for owned, popular amongst teenagers.

Person 1: Damn bro, I accidentally sent a text about wantin to get head to my mom. When I was asleep, she had a damn tracker chip put on my dick!

Person: HAHA! Juiced!

by Crispies March 2, 2011