Jewbag

A cost effective means by which to store coffee. A brown paper bag with painters tape.

When I purchased my specialty coffee it was transferred into a jewbag before I took it home.

by Docket December 13, 2019

Jewbag

A derogatory term for someone who is being really cheap or selfish.

That fucking dude Mako is such a jewbag, he won't eat out unless he has a coupon. Brodie was a jewbag yesterday, he ate my lunch instead of buying his own.

by chris oak January 13, 2009

Jewbag

A bag of jews.

A complete and utter retard or idiot.

Fucking dumbshit that does everything wrong.

A stupid ass pussy.

Nick is a fucking jewbag.

Danny is also a jewbag and does jewbag things that reminds me of teh jewsz.

I love jewbags?

by Luis the Wise January 21, 2008

Jewbag

A person who will steal your money when you go to their house and spend it on a manicure. You have to take all of the money out of your wallet when you visit. They will steal all the cover when you sleep with them and freeze your ass off. They always eat the best parts of Moosetrack Icecream. Recognizable by a big jew star. They usually drive black honda accords.

STEPHANIE: WOW I am the World's BIGGEST Jewbag!

ZAC: I knoooooooooow.

by NONJEW October 1, 2009

Jewbag

A bag in which the Jews' store their Jew gold.

After lil David Goldbergstein found his first piece of Jew gold, his parents gave him his own Jewbag to store his gold.

by David Goldbergstein November 22, 2011

jewbags

jewbags means that a person is bein jewish

same simmons and his sister are jewbags

by daniel adams September 30, 2006

Jewbag

A person with jew like traits, tipically a while 5'6" male named Thomason.

"Hey Thomason, Stop being a fucking jewbag bitch Nigga!

by Twizzle fo Shizzle June 21, 2008