Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin

When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.

Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Ad Jerking

When you can't find good porn so you start watching the ads next to the video.

I couldn't find good porn on any site today without blowing my money, so then I started Ad Jerking.

by Extra Vitamins March 31, 2015

Jerkin your Gherkin

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011

Sheneneh Jenkins

Seriously the best character Martin Lawrence put up on his tv show MARTIN.

Age: 26
Occupation: Weave Technician
Status: Single and loves to mingle

Sheneneh says, she's very much a lady, and likes a
Brother that's down. If he disrespects her though,
she'll beat him like he stole something.

Disrespectful date:

Chris Rock : Sheneneh, I can't buy nothin' with five dollars!

Sheneneh Jenkins: You can buy a one-way ticket to get the hell outta' my face!

by Nat-alie October 16, 2005

jerkin the gherkin

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

jestine

Awesome person if you wanna laugh your butt off. A little off, but it's okay. Jestines are rare and very wild. People often tell them to shut up cause they talk so much but they know life would really suck without them. Also they may embarrass you by dancing in public.

"Dude, thats Jestine!"

"Man can that girl talk, oh well. Hanging out with her is a fun time."

by girlofmanyquestions February 20, 2010

Jerking From Home

The art of telling your employer that you will be working from home, when your sole intention is to stream youporn all day.

Stace: Michael, when were you last in the office?
Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home

Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something

Michael: You're not too far off the mark...

by RandyRhoads84 June 17, 2020