by Dirkypoo69 October 8, 2017
The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.
After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.
by jerkoff_tester December 3, 2012
A French Canadian past time whereby two straight male roommates in a living arrangement agree to dump a pail of snow over the back/head of the other as they climax during masturbation.
My roommate was watching porn with his door open again, so I got a bucket of snow from outsi and gave him a polar bear jerkoff.
by Dick Smoothers April 9, 2015
Someone who obsessively watches/reads "alpha male" content and videos on Youtube and other dating/game sites, but never actually applies any of it in real life to better themselves. They are typically cowardly and insecure and have a tendency to shame and criticize others online for being "betas".
He's such a jerkoff-alpha, All he does is shame and talk shit about others for being beta, but yet he never shows his face or reveals any info about himself.
by RoundLost12 May 14, 2022
Haley was leading me on by answering my texts for her validation, but never wanted to hang out. What an emotional jerkoff!
by steaglesteve October 15, 2020
Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month
by Djes_ January 29, 2021
A person who just won't shut up about themselves and their achievements, looks etc. or the people who write the name descriptions.
(otherwise known as egomaniac)
(otherwise known as egomaniac)
jerry: And there was this other time where I went to a party an-
Austin: How about you shut the fuck up, jerkoff?
Austin: How about you shut the fuck up, jerkoff?
by jorgman June 7, 2022