jelly jerker

A person who uses jelly to masturbate.

Do you know where all the Smuckers went?
Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.

by Nickhasaposse May 11, 2016

Javelin Jerker

A term used in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 for those who use the javelin lock on to kill unsuspecting victims. Those who use Javelins on playlists such as Search and Destroy and frequently called this.

Wafflecopter365: OMG DAMN IT, WHAT A JAVELIN JERKER!
Dbagdevin431: HAHA you blow!

Jacksonsboytoy: my gosh... i'm such a Javelin Jerker.

by dalamo April 3, 2010

circle jerker

someone who stands in a circle with many other men and masturbates with them into the middle.

john is a circle jerker. he goes to circle jerk every saturday night.

by mima April 5, 2004

Tear Jerker

To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.

A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.

B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".

by hologrammar June 6, 2011

Pee Jerker

Getting so excited that you have to pee a little

It's like when you play hide and seek and you're hiding and you get so excited that someone might find you that you gotta pee.

Tear Jerker:Cry::Pee Jerker:Pee

by SayThat1MoreAgain March 26, 2010

Jizz Jerker

A movie, oftentimes a porno, that's just so unbelievably hot that you pretty much have to jerk off. Similar to a tear jerker.

"Hey, man. Did you see Great Expectations?"
"Yeah, that was so fuggin' erotic, a real Jizz Jerker."

by Apathetically, Alexis October 5, 2009

poop jerker

A sick and disgusting person, usally male, who uses any type of poop (including their own) or any other type of animal fecal material to masturbate or jerk off themselves or other poop jerkers with.

"Hey, that sick bastard just took a dump, and picked up his turd, smeared it on his cock, and jerked off with it! What sick fuck!"

"Well, I guess that makes him a poop jerker!"

by nasty minded sicko May 21, 2008