jerkass

A highly rude or insensitive person.

Outta my way, jerkass!

by Tyler Pence February 14, 2003

Foot Jerky

The tough, dried skin on your foot (either from a blister or a corn) that, when peeled off, is then eaten or chewed on.

"Look at this strip of dead skin from my heel! Mmmmm, foot jerky!"

by Sinnerviewer April 9, 2012

Cock Jerkey Elbow

Much like tennis elbow, however it occurs while jerking a cock.

My friend Tbag had to go to the Dr. for his Cock Jerkey Elbow the Dr said "only way to cure Cock Jerkey elbow is quit Jerking off for 3 weeks," now his girlfriend has Cock Jerkey Elbow.

by tbagmartin May 6, 2010

jerkathon

When someone is by themself, and to pass time, jerks off as many times as possible in one day.

Dharshan:Chris you look so tired today. What happened?
Chris:Well, I was up all last night.
Dharshan:Chris! You gotta knock it off with all these midnight jerkathons!

by Chris April 21, 2004

Beef Jerky

An ultimately great dried meat snack for awesomely-delicious taste!

Guy 1: Hey you want some Beef Jerky

Guy 2: GIVE ME NOW!

by Mrtacoman November 24, 2011

slurpin jerkey

verb. to suck on a really old shriveled up wiener

For a young girl, Tanya really likes to travel round the countryside slurpin jerkey, I wonder what her parents think?

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

Jermaya

A goofy,thick,caring,and beautiful person

You look like a “jermaya”.

by Peachescoochiehair January 3, 2020