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John Q Jennings

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John Q Jennings, is a master of all tasks, he is a man who needs no introduction because everyone knows him. John Q Jennings is a lady's man and a mans man! He knows how to fix a seized motor and how to buy a seized house. John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything!
Man, I don't know anyone who can fix my car that just ran over my girlfriends cat.

Friend, Sure you do, John Q Jennings can! and he will fix your girlfriends cat too!

Man, That John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything.
by Koosh_boy1 April 17, 2011
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stephanie jennings

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a girl that gives so much love and has good candy
"I want candy" "Wheres Stephanie Jennings"
by BAHAHOO April 20, 2015
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Lyfe Jennings

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the best artist alive. with the hit single S.E.X
Did u hear about that new artist Lyfe Jennings
No, should i have
Yea, his song S.E.X blasts on ma IPOD
by Astacia November 25, 2007
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ken jennings

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The guy who has been on jeopardy for over a month and has won over a million dollars, more than anyone in the whole history of the show.
Ken Jennings plays again at 3. Will he get beat today?
by stokes July 21, 2004
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Jennings Principle

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"When the cost of efficiency is greater than the cost of inefficiency"
when the cost and efficiency to build the wall in a factory and ship it, is actually more than the having the inefficient carpenter build it onsite is the Jennings Principle at work.
by Texasrekey January 1, 2015
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A tall, lanky man who has sexy hands. He can’t move his fingers more than 1 inch apart and fists his wife.
Guy 1: Dude he’s back!
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: Mr Jennings!
by SmithySmith69 October 29, 2019
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The act of pretending to actually work, when in fact you are sitting on your ass all day doing jack shit.
When someone asks you what your doing at work and your response is "I'm jenning".
by Priscilla Boo Boo March 29, 2015
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