Johan K Jensen is a descriptive word meaning that something or someone are cool/hot.
The word originates in Sweden, where Johan K Jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is "Johan, Falken" and "Bigfoot"((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are "Story of a Schnöphead" and when "I when get High, I like to eat Stuff".
Because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
The word 'Johan K Jensen' is mostly used in the Northern-European countries, but is spreading.
In some cases Johan K Jensen can replace the word 'Love'.
Johan K Jensen can be shorten down to JKJ or Johan.
The word originates in Sweden, where Johan K Jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is "Johan, Falken" and "Bigfoot"((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are "Story of a Schnöphead" and when "I when get High, I like to eat Stuff".
Because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
The word 'Johan K Jensen' is mostly used in the Northern-European countries, but is spreading.
In some cases Johan K Jensen can replace the word 'Love'.
Johan K Jensen can be shorten down to JKJ or Johan.
Ex.1
Man, you are really Johan K Jensen!
Ex.2
That movie was so Johan, best ever.
Ex.3
-I love you.
-You're so K Jensen, I love you to!
Ex.4
-I thought you Johan K Jensen that girl?
-Yeah, me too, but it turns out it wasn't love, and it was absolutely not JKJ.
Man, you are really Johan K Jensen!
Ex.2
That movie was so Johan, best ever.
Ex.3
-I love you.
-You're so K Jensen, I love you to!
Ex.4
-I thought you Johan K Jensen that girl?
-Yeah, me too, but it turns out it wasn't love, and it was absolutely not JKJ.
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1. All he does is act like a "Erik Jensen" all day, everyday.
2. I told him to wear a helmet otherwise he could wreck and turn into a "Erik Jensen".
3. After we got done fucking I told her to go use a "Erik Jensen" to clean her self up.
4. I accidently walked into a gay bar and it was full of "Erik Jensens".
5. Good thing that a "Erik Jensen" was here...3 years in the gym and I didnt know what i was doing this whole time.
6. Borrows your computer so can play as 2 people in a Magic tournament to win....called "PULLING A ERIK JENSEN"
2. I told him to wear a helmet otherwise he could wreck and turn into a "Erik Jensen".
3. After we got done fucking I told her to go use a "Erik Jensen" to clean her self up.
4. I accidently walked into a gay bar and it was full of "Erik Jensens".
5. Good thing that a "Erik Jensen" was here...3 years in the gym and I didnt know what i was doing this whole time.
6. Borrows your computer so can play as 2 people in a Magic tournament to win....called "PULLING A ERIK JENSEN"
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