Family Jeopardy

To play this demented but fun game you will need your family to participate ( pets included!) Before sitting down to watch Alex Trebek grace us with his vast knowledge in jeopardy, each family member must strip naked. After each family member is naked, each player must put their hand firmly on the opposing family members genitals ( Even number families are encourged to play this game only). Instead of buzzing in with the correct answer, the player has to stroke or "beat" the shit out of the opposing players genital that their hand is on in order to make the loudest noise ( ex: balls hitting the leg , or vaginal lips flapping loudest). The person creating the loudest noise will be choosen by a family member who participates in being "Alex". Also money is not an object in this game, after each round whoever climaxed the most is eliminated. Finally once the players/player reaches final jeopardy and answers the question correctly, they are forced to drink the loosing players semen in order to gain immortality.

Man, I totally look at my sister in a new perspective now after playing Family Jeopardy.

Family Jeopardy is the main reason of our divorce Dr.

by Brent Champion May 28, 2008

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by Kkirigia40 November 11, 2019

anti-jelpoor

n. The state of opposing all reason and social convention. Often associated with absurd or irrational behaviour. See nihilism, punk.

The youth of today are the new anti-jelpoor, rejecting the values of their parents and society.

by JoeNastyMoFo September 27, 2006

reverse sloppy jalopy

When you’re giving your man fellatio and just before he cums, you pull it out and finish in your hand then slap him across the face with it.

My boyfriend was a dick to me last night so I gave him a reverse sloppy jalopy

by Kiss me quick August 4, 2019

jeloni

Jeloni is a name that means your cool and funny and is a fighter and talkative then creative

I wish jeloni was my bestfriend

by the anonymous tipper January 18, 2017

Floppy Jalopy

A derogatory term which can be used in place of "erectile dysfunction."

"Yeah, I went to the doctor to get my floppy jalopy checked out, and they put me on Levitra."

by submison February 22, 2009

Jalopomy

A generic term to describe any noun that might be in rough to bad condition, or something of no worth. When used properly, the term is a replacement for the actual brand name of the item.

Person 1: Hey, what kind of bike is that?
Person 2: It's a stink'n Jalopomy!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: A Huffy you idiot. I got it at K-mart.

by MacGordon July 18, 2004