jelly bean

Code for Jail Bait.

Did you just see that jelly bean with the big tits? That's potential.. Potential life sentence.

by guambomb October 22, 2009

Jelly Bean Queen

A fierce-fab over-weight Latino gay man.

Did you see that Jelly Bean Queen in the Justin Bieber half-shirt at the Flea Market? He's a total Jelly Bean Queen.

by Miles-Long-Dever-CO February 18, 2011

cosmic jelly-bean jizzer

someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.

Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!

by Gentleman thief April 26, 2010

jelly bean

hott (sexxy) girl

natlie is a jelly bean

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

Jelly bean

Known to have a head that looks like it's been squashed in a vice

"Who's the cunt with the head working on me truck doing the Horton fan" , that's jelly bean man, " Ah yeah but whys he taken the gearbox out?"

"Don't hassle the jelly bean, he's really good at what he does "

by Cheesywilly June 11, 2017

Jelly Bean

A term directed towards homosexual Mexicans.

“Get these damn Jelly Beans out of my country!”

by Rambo Slambo July 20, 2020

jelly bean jousting

Synonym for scissoring.

Becca: So this girl and I were jelly bean jousting last night and it felt amazing.

by Potatobeanie May 8, 2022