jackowski

a very tallented man who knows everything

jackowski is the main man

by trailerking2014 February 13, 2014

jeckman

A sad lonely man that sucks at every game and his friends make fun of him all the time and never find love in his life.

Your a jeckman

by Jeckman11 December 6, 2017

Heckel and Jeckel

Police Officers found in a "Black and White" or marked police car in crime infested neighborhoods that talk alot to street level dealers. Not to be trusted!!

Yo... heckel and jeckel said next time they see me out here they gonna run my pockets and lock my a** up.

Dude they took my stash last week and dropped me off on them docks all fu**ed up. dem boys is Grimey.

by 0roburos February 8, 2013

Jacko the Ripper

A complete dullard of a civil servant whose boring, grandadesque demeanour was the perfect mask for his other life of demented serial killer. By day a sober individual struggling to understand farmland maps, always an uphill struggle destined to end in sheer bafflement and a well-disguised simmering of resentment; by night a machete-wielding maniac intent on spilling blood by the hogshead.

Is that Chris over there, butchering a prostitute?

Who the fuck's Chris? That's Jacko the Ripper!

by unnatural england August 15, 2009

Jackolicious

The state of a drink when it has been "improved" by the addition of any whiskey product.

The game totally sucked until I got my jackolicious on.

by d^_^b February 27, 2008

Jecket

When you too cold to take off a jacket but to hot to wear it.

Person 1: "Why are you wearing your jacket like that?"
Person 2: "It's a Jecket!"

by Duke 2.0 November 8, 2019

jackoff sock

A sock for which the male humanoid ejaculates into when masturbating

When the contractors came over to work on my house they accidentally found my jackoff sock cuz' I forgot to hide it.

by me.....)()( March 26, 2008