jebbing

taking a dump

Rec was jebbing at his office.

by Ruperutsu August 14, 2010

jeb

A noun used to describe a stupid, moronic customer who does everything wrong, is unprepared, then blames you, the sales associate/bank teller, when you take too long, mess up his transaction, don't bend, break or change the rules to suit him, or otherwise don't preform to his standards.

"That guy is such a jeb! He expected me to give him money out of an account that his name is not listed on!!"

by The Lizinator November 30, 2007

jeb

(verb) to jeb
the substitution for any doing word

"don't jeb me with your large finger"

"the dog just had a jeb at me"

"i jebbed it from the wall then jebbed it up on the board, then she jebbed it off me and jebbed it up so i jebbed off with her folder"

by jeb jebson March 05, 2007

jeb

A guy who is always baked and should be baked in the oven.

Girl1: Who's the new guy?

Girl2: Oh, That's Jeb, complete stoner....

Girl1: Looks like he belongs in the oven!

by Oven4000 May 23, 2017

Jeb

Jeb is a kool kid who can do backflips. And specifically eats cookies and cream pop tarts. He is forever alone but gets all the ugly gurls. He also makes the best memes and shares them with everyone. Memes are love, memes are life.

Jeb is so kool, he does backflips, shares his pop tarts and memes. Jeb is the best, we love Jeb.

by Jeb the kool boi May 18, 2018

Jebs

/ˈdʒɛbs/

Jebs is short for Jerbaks, a filipino word as a not-so-formal way to say you want to poop.
Use Jebs not to disgust everyone.

Sandali! Jebs na jebs na ko boss!

by lazydonut January 21, 2019

Jebbing

When a person:

is short,
is malding,
gets tilted and chat KEKW's,
runs out of toilet paper while pooping and makes chat get him more,
breaks their bed while "wrestling" with their girlfriend,
tells a friends to "get ready to come in my hole," and
other 4WeirdW things.

Coco was jebbing so hard yesterday when he told chat how he ate his friend's meat the night before.

by MethadoneBaby September 21, 2019