Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you are stuck between two people that want you and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

by IanE May 30, 2008

Jealousy Boner

A boner that occurs when you witness something so impressive that it turns you on because you wish you could do it to. Not necessarily sexual.

Person 1: Hey Ben! How’s your jealousy boner?
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...

by John St.Ben March 3, 2019

Jealousy-Mudda-Fukka

A jealousy-mudda-fukka is a person who just cant be happy for u no matyer what. A JMF is usually ur friend and tge term is usually used in a friendly manner. The term originates from AIS, first used by ngozi elumelu. Later carried on by waris ogunnupe. JMF for short

Guy: yoo, she allowed be touch her titties
Friend: no way, how come??
Guy: lol..why cant u just be happy for ur guy for once.. jealousy-mudda-fukka😂

by -ya boy, thotti. April 26, 2019

Jealousy

Turning face into the sea

Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it’s just the price I pay

Destiny is calling me open up my eager eyes

“CAUSE IM MR BRIGHTSIDE, WHOOO alright let’s do that from the top JEALOUSY.....”

by The White Parade March 5, 2020

jealousyrry

jealousyrry is one of the coolest , sexiest and best mutuals ever ! She has one the best usernames and accounts on tiktok.Everyone loves her and wants to be her bc she is absolutely amazing duhh??

Person 1; Hey who is that hot person right there?
Person 2; Oh that is jealousyrry isn't she amazing 💘🙌
by :belsrry aka Nina mwahhh 💋

by Ninathegirlboss💘 June 10, 2021

lunch jealousy

The jealous feeling you get when you're eating your packed lunch and some wanker comes along with something better and your lunch now seems inadequate and disgusting

I thought my sandwich would be just perfect today but then I smelt John's curry and felt ripped off. I got serious lunch jealousy.

by BekW May 8, 2011

Denial Jealousy

When you hate someone's girlfriend or boyfriend with a burning passion and your hate is mistaken for jealousy. The person with the annoying partner is usually blinded with emotion and refuses to believe that their partner sucks.

Guy: Dude your boyfriend sucks like hell. You can't stay with that douchebag.
Girl: Do I see some jealousy?
Guy: No, your boyfriend is just a big jerkwad. I can't believe you like him.
Girl: I think you're just jealous.

Guy: I heard you're jealous of Michael's girlfriend.
Girl: No, she's just a bitch.
Guy: Oh, denial jealousy?
Girl: Yeah. He refuses to believe she's a bad girlfriend.

by sIOjfzuhgr;aezifbdh;ipgaebaegn October 24, 2011