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Jealosity 

To have a significant amount of jealousy towards a person or thing, which will lead a person to go through extraordinary measures to be more like the person or thing.
Mark's extreme jealosity towards Kevin, led him to getting tattoos, and a drum set.
Jealosity by rocketsox7506 February 28, 2011
Words you can keep
The quality of being accurate, on-point, and honest.
"I can't help it if you bitches can't handle my realosity!" Naomi exclaimed.
Realosity by Rigpa March 14, 2009
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Jealousity  

anyone who made this entry: hey i have an idea, i will dig up my poor english skills and make a new non-existent word entry on urban dictionary, this time it's going to be.."JEALOUSITY "
Jealousity by _r.u.s.s. February 7, 2009

Jealouty 

It is a kind of jealousy that a person feels after seeing a person who is well-dressed or naturally beautiful.
A: Just look at her.
B: What's wrong with her?
A: She doesn't have the sense of fashion whatsoever!
B: Well, I don't see anything wrong.
A: You are blind then.
B: I think it's your jealouty.
A: What?
B: Yap, you are damn jealous of her beauty.
Jealouty by Rajeeb2014 January 16, 2014

jeliosity 

The slimy green goo of envy that fills one when they are envious of someone else.
A jello-like substance that can fill one's soul when they are envious.
"Tina, your new purse just fills me with jeliosity."
"When Tony saw your new car, he just filled up with jeliosity."
jeliosity by punkgrrlshim November 8, 2011

Jealonitous 

When someone gets so jealous towards someone or something, to the point where they begin to act petty
*Jenny posts Kelso’s name on Snapchat *
*Jenny texts Oscar*
Jenny: “Hey”
Oscar: “ Why don’t you go text Kelso instead”
Jenny: “Wow you really caught some jealonitous”
Jealonitous by YoungDaggerBryant January 23, 2018

jealousity 

the mixed feeling of jealousy and curiosity that one has when envious of something which they are uncertain of, yet intrigued by
When my friend Erica told me she went pee golfing last night I felt an extreme sense of jealousity
jealousity by numbersignwinning December 8, 2012
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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