jizzmop

The individual who gets to wipe down the glass of a peepshow booth after a patron has finished.

"Clean up in booth three! Damn, look at this shit. Someone needs to visit the urologist. Christ, looks like the jizzmop will be getting overtime tonight."

by Nick Lesiecki May 7, 2004

Jizzmon

Jizzmon is a superhero who hits his opponent's with super-powered sperm which can burn through metal.

What's that in the sky? A bird? A Plane? No, it's a giant cum-stain. E.g Harry Brook Roland, Jizzmon

by Jizzmon Man August 13, 2009

Jazzcow

A name given to someone who is really annoying but you don't wish them to know so.

"Mel, you're a Jazzcow."
"What's a Jazzcow?"
"Doesn't matter. You're just a Jazzcow."

by C*Fizzle October 29, 2009

jazzload

A preposterously large amount of something. Greater than a boatload but less than an asston.

I'm totally stoked because I just ate a jazzload of nachos. My friend, on the other hand, is not stoked, because he ate and asston of nachos and horked up all over the water closet.

by jriggedy November 11, 2010

jazzwozza

Meaning genre-defining. Originates from a 4chan thread where someone asked if "all the video game genres had been thought of yet", and one anon was put on the spot to come up with a new one.

Killer7 is peak jazzwozza

by I AM A FAGGOT CUM ON MY CHEST March 3, 2021

jazzhole

Someone who thinks life is all about jazz, any music other than jazz sucks and if you don't love jazz you hate life and just don't "get it".

Most likely drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon, wears ironic t-shirts and fedoras and thinks anything cool sucks.

That jazzhole over there just put Benny Goodman on the jukebox.

by Your Mom's Box Stinks April 28, 2009

Jazzmin

A very short, cute, smart, funny, and tough girl. She is adorable with attitude, she's got a smart mouth, but you can't help but love her for it. She's got a life of trust but don't take advantage of that or it'll be really hard to earn back. She can come off as a tough tomboy kind of girl, but if you're really close to her she's pretty fragile. She's amazing and the best kind of girl to have and be around.

That girl is awesome! She's gotta be Jazzmin!

by THE.ZEE January 30, 2018