jaykob

1. The proper spelling of the name "Jacob"
2. A loud interjection, able to be used anywhere in a sentence.
3. Jaykob Geoffery Bean

1. "JAYKOB!"
2. "Jaykob Bean!!"
3. "Jaykob...Jaykob Geoffery Bean"

by Arshuah November 11, 2004

saint jackolas

a devious one, most likely to be found on a checkers board protecting Sir Blanket of Neverland. not a very good guard in fact, as the scent of small children (male more likely) will easily lead him astray. will corner anyone he can and ply them with Jesus Juice.

"an angry bugger, always up for a chase, and never leaves without his prize" - Rob McLean

by failure33object April 22, 2005

jackolight

One of those new batteryless LED flashlights that you have to shake (jackoff) to put a moving magnet in motion to produce electricity

I have to shake my jackolight 30 seconds to produce 5 minutes of light.

by Banana Republic January 22, 2006

Jaydolf

One of the most feared beings in the history of man-time. He rains down and ungodly hellfire upon his enemies, but spares the daughters. His semen is known to blind the maidens and poison the Ladies of the Night. If you ever encounter him offer your daughter quickly, and with haste, for she may already be taken. It is also legend that if you repeat his name four times (because he hates odd numbers) he will appear and promptly rape your entire family tree. You can hear him if you listen hard enough, may thy never encounter this man. Harken.

He is here sire, Jaydolf has returned from beyond the rift for thy daughter!

Dost thou love life? Jaydolf doth not.

Got Jaydolf?

Jaydolf ist der Todwirbelsturm, der Feinde für besiegt, sexy Zeit mit den Damen zu machen!!

by Hinnehimel February 25, 2010

Jayholl

To have an uncontrolled heave reaction while tasting a new or foreign food.

Dude the noodles are good but the fish sauce totally made me jayholl.

by Fornak January 12, 2012

jackolas

An absolute unit. This person is usually refereed to as the poone god. Steph curry often wishes he could shoot 3’s as well as jackolas. Jackolas is the type of guy to hit a 360 no scope while fucking your bitch. This kid is an absolute machine and the world is lucky have him. P.S. Jackolas is better than everybody 6”5’ and taller.

Wow is that jackolas I heard he’s better than will

by Gene joat December 2, 2018

jaykobean

Noun
1. One of the most legendary Koreans of all time. Combining heroic characteristics from Batman, Bruce Wayne, Bane, the Rock, and Kobe Bryant, he is a dominant alpha male and will often say whatever he pleases. He possesses exceptional basketball abilities and is one of the greatest 1v1 players of all time, with a fadeaway that cannot be guarded by mankind.
2. The creator of the jaykobean shake, jaykobean fade, and jaykobean shammy.

Verb
1. To sleep with
2. To copulate with
3. To f*ck
4. To penetrate

Matt: Dude this girl keeps asking to sleep over tonight... Should I just jaykobean her once?
Simon: Yeah dude just jaykobean the crap out of her.

by Iamthechosenone August 21, 2017