javed

From the origin "jav"- non essential detail. The ability to "jav" someone else. When someone interrupts someone to correct non essential detail to a story

Person 1: My neighbor and his 2 year old son were going....

Person 2: He is actually a year and 10 months old

Person 3: He just "javed" your story

by Gheeeeee February 11, 2010

Anam Javed

A Pakistani girl living in Melbourne who is kind and intelligent, and gorgeous too, but does not know it.

I wish she was as cool yet humble as Anam Javed.

by hoolahoop123 January 9, 2014

Javada

One of the most energetic and funny people out there. She can be very calm one minute then very loving and crazy the next. She has a big booty despite what she says. She is very cute and guaranteed to make you laugh every time you talk to her. If you are lucky to find a Javada, keep her in your life because she will always keep you in hers. ;)

Boy: Damn that girl walking down the street has a big booty
Boy 2: Thats Javada

by Machii November 5, 2018

Jaeda Johnson

Literally the most breathtaking kind girl I've ever met in my lifetime. She's the girl who laughs at your cringy jokes and replies with worse jokes. She's lovely and one of the kindest people ever. Do not ever take her for granted though. She's the type of girl who'll love you to your very last flaw and mistake, but once she's done with you, she's done. She knows what she's worth. She doesn't look down on others and has the kindest, sweetest, and most powerful soul ever. It really sticks to you. She's the type of person that doesn't back down from a challenge no matter how scared she is. She's woman empowerer literally so strong-willed and thoughtful. Before you know it, you'll be loving her with every breath you take in and every time she smiles at you in the eye. You'll be missing and regretting. Jaeda Johnson is the most amazing person ever.

I love you, Jaeda Johnson. You don't know that I do, but I do. I swear to god that I do.
-ly

12:45PM MINNESOTA TIME

by yukeyook February 1, 2020

Jakedasnakeophobia

The fear of going to a con and being forced to eat a pineapple pizza, cheese cake, and being beaten up by 10+ people all at once (even though you challenged them)

I was going to go to a con but I have Jakedasnakeophobia and jingles is prolly going to make me eat pineapple pizza, and then gucci and Tsuki are going to beat me up.

by DigitalTsukiko December 11, 2022

javed

a bitch tht dont shutup

you bein a javed right now

by sexybanger March 1, 2009

javida

A beautiful girl who is often very fucking skinny and may be called ET. She aint got thighs but any man is stupid not to like her. David and javida go together dont you think.

Javida is a ET lol

by Amy price October 30, 2017