jaron

Jaron is very handsome, humble, and kind. Get yourself one especially when they are tall and have brown hair and eyes! They're one of a kind and so hot like a ice cream melting on a hot day.

Amber: Oh my god! Look! Jaron is coming!

Lilac: Shit, I'm sweating!
Amber: Act normal, you dumbass!
Jaron: hey girls *winks*
Amber & Lilac: *faints*

by Fiona McGee April 18, 2018

Crony Jabroni

noun
1. A person who claims to support socialism, while shilling for billionaire cronyarchs.
2. A dunce and/or hypocrite who attacks free-market capitalism, but defends crony capitalism.

This crony jabroni out here talking about why he hates capitalism in a Facebook post.

by DK_Able March 26, 2023

Stoney Jabroni

The Stoney Jabroni is a chronic chronic smoker. As this carnivore of cannibus crusises through life, puffing the magic dragon is a daily, often hourly event they pause only for the occasional yoga class or drug test. They will smoke before, during and after work, even on breaks to walk the dog. Overall, the Stoney Jabroni will end up melting into the couch and being the spokesperson for the local "Don't end up like this." PSA

"Shit that kid is a Stoney Jabroni"

"Look at that Stoney Jabroni, he looks like a pile of week old mash potatoes left in the sun."

"Next time we go over to Stoney Jabroni's house, make sure we bring our own febreeze, that place smelled like Snuf-a-lupogous' chode"

by Jrockwhc May 4, 2009

Javron

A handsome man who is great with people and spreads love everywhere he goes.

Yah that's Javron. Wanna meet him?

by LovedKilla November 10, 2017

Jabroni

Used by Mac in Always Sunny. Badass word. A piece of shit. A loose end. And a complete moron.

Mac: We're like a couple jabronis here without skates on.
Charlie: Bro, you keep using this word "jabroni" and it's AWESOME.

by PrinceRoshambo May 18, 2021

jabrony

A particularly irritating poser who also is an avowed fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Put simply, a brony that's also a jabroni.

Man, Cole's such a jabrony, flaunting that stupid expensive Rainbow Dash figurine. Who cares?

by Xterra April 18, 2018

jabronics

Someone who is talking stupid or just says stuff no one cares about.

"Yeah I was with this girl last night and she was all up on me and I nailed her at my crib last night."

"Yeah sure dude, stop speakin Jabronics."

by Kevin McGrew February 20, 2008