"I was fuckin' JAAAASTED last night"
by DAPIMPMIESTA March 25, 2004
Get the jasted mug.A common misspelling of "The Old Man and the Sea #earnesthemmingway #deadpool2.
Also, (adj.) Jake Paul.
Note: Although there is no confirmation at this time, the name Siddharth Jasti seems to be used as code for the cult rulers of the Vampire Finch sect of Bird Christianity. Unlike peaceful sects such as Pelican and Flamingo Christianity, the Vampire Finch sect thrives on stealing the eggs of platypuses and raising them as their own.
Despite this, it is possible that the supposed code word "Siddharth Jasti" is really a word of peace in the Pellet sect of the religion of Bom.
Also, (adj.) Jake Paul.
Note: Although there is no confirmation at this time, the name Siddharth Jasti seems to be used as code for the cult rulers of the Vampire Finch sect of Bird Christianity. Unlike peaceful sects such as Pelican and Flamingo Christianity, the Vampire Finch sect thrives on stealing the eggs of platypuses and raising them as their own.
Despite this, it is possible that the supposed code word "Siddharth Jasti" is really a word of peace in the Pellet sect of the religion of Bom.
Oops! I accidentally typed "Siddharth Jasti" is a story about an old man who catches a fish.
Jake Paul is so Siddharth Jasti that he's basically a Siddharth Jasti Jake Paul if the Siddharth Jasti Jake Paul wrote Siddharth Jasti.
Jake Paul is so Siddharth Jasti that he's basically a Siddharth Jasti Jake Paul if the Siddharth Jasti Jake Paul wrote Siddharth Jasti.
by Anonymous Clammy October 3, 2017
Get the Siddharth Jasti mug.A hilarious, nice guy who always has your back. He loves stance machines and loves to take pictures for cambergang.
by DylanRhyce January 1, 2017
Get the jasten treece mug.He’s a okay kid but somehow every girl likes. He’s Filipino and a cheese boi. He say herro and play Fortnite with forks.
by A kid next door January 31, 2019
Get the Jastise mug.Moderator at pbreview, as well as Turambar. Although he is less stingy on thread closings, if the job calls for it, he will issue lockdown.
Loves the Scifi channel to the borderline of having couch fibers integrate into his buttox.
Sometimes refered to 'old timer', however, Killer Kat still claims that title.
Loves the Scifi channel to the borderline of having couch fibers integrate into his buttox.
Sometimes refered to 'old timer', however, Killer Kat still claims that title.
When is Jaster going to change his bomb avitar? its not like ive ever seen him go apenuts on someone.
OMG?! Are you a member of the Jaster Fanclub?
OMG?! Are you a member of the Jaster Fanclub?
by llSmithll October 27, 2004
Get the Jaster mug.by Gabriel, M.D October 26, 2005
Get the Jasterbate mug.The lead singer from Hatebreed and also the host of MTV2's "Headbangers Ball".
Has been known to be a huge sell-out and is also a nepotist when it comes to bands he plays on the show, and by in large plays his friends' videos, the same thing Rob Zombie was supposedly ousted from the host job on HBB for doing the year before Jasta got his job
He is often seen wearing shirts of bands he claimed to dislike only a week or two before, and saying they are his favorite band. Some say it is because they pay him handsomely. Others say he is just a geek who tries to hard to be one of the "cool kids", so to speak.
Whatever the reason, it can be said that Jamey Jasta is MTV2's Monkey Boy and and that unless he gets a clue, he will end up another Riki Rachtman, with no career and only being remembered as being a humongous ass-kisser that liked crappy bands
Has been known to be a huge sell-out and is also a nepotist when it comes to bands he plays on the show, and by in large plays his friends' videos, the same thing Rob Zombie was supposedly ousted from the host job on HBB for doing the year before Jasta got his job
He is often seen wearing shirts of bands he claimed to dislike only a week or two before, and saying they are his favorite band. Some say it is because they pay him handsomely. Others say he is just a geek who tries to hard to be one of the "cool kids", so to speak.
Whatever the reason, it can be said that Jamey Jasta is MTV2's Monkey Boy and and that unless he gets a clue, he will end up another Riki Rachtman, with no career and only being remembered as being a humongous ass-kisser that liked crappy bands
"Tonight, on "The Ball", we have our good friends Korn, who will be on for the 9000th time. We will be talking abour Corn Flakes, enemas and the birth of Jonathan's chihuahua! Everything but the music!"- Jamey Jasta
by Chani K. July 26, 2006
Get the Jamey Jasta mug.