The photo enforcement cameras placed around Arizona by the state in order to catch speeders and those who run red lights to generate revenue to fix the budget.
Named for Janet Napolitano, the former governer who created this in order to balance the budget.
Named for Janet Napolitano, the former governer who created this in order to balance the budget.
"Dude, the goddamed state put a janet cam on the street outside by my house and I've already gotten two tickets."
by jackpotjeff March 30, 2009
Get the janet cam mug.Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.
It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.
It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.
kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."
kid2: "Depends... what?"
kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"
kid2: "Done."
kid2: "Depends... what?"
kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"
kid2: "Done."
by Derik September 21, 2005
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by Urban Codebreaker February 4, 2010
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Popularised by the English Comic "The Mayor of El Zez"
Often succeeded by the iconic phrase "chill man, evrything's cool here, it's like a popsicle in a fridge freezer aye?"
Popularised by the English Comic "The Mayor of El Zez"
Often succeeded by the iconic phrase "chill man, evrything's cool here, it's like a popsicle in a fridge freezer aye?"
(You walk into a crowded newsagent but startle another patron with your sudden appearance leading him to soil cocoa on your shoes)
You: "Hey man, double ew tee eff"
Man: "Hey listen broski i really goofed this time"
You: "Yeah you did you dweeb, now you gonna get busted"
Man: "Nah please man I'm really sorry"
You: "...Jànté"
You: "Hey man, double ew tee eff"
Man: "Hey listen broski i really goofed this time"
You: "Yeah you did you dweeb, now you gonna get busted"
Man: "Nah please man I'm really sorry"
You: "...Jànté"
by Samuelson Samuels SAMUELA February 6, 2014
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