janker

Someone who gets thier paper from I.D. theft... also see janky... JANK 4 LIFE!?

"That mother fucker janks, thats why he bought about a pound of crank"
"Let's go jank this mother fucker"
"Lets go jank some checks"

by BUSTER!!! July 24, 2008

Planet Jackers

In the Invader Zim universe, the Planet Jackers are a faction of aliens that steal planets and other celestial bodies with a massive towing vessel. They sneak up on unsuspecting planets and enclose them in a hollow, metal bubble. The inside of the sphere is one big television screen, which projects a sky so no one knows what happened. The planet then begins to experience random quakes across the globe as a result of the pull from when they change direction. The Planet Jackers' homeworld orbits a dying sun forcing them to throw planets into it like fire wood to keep it burning. After a series of seismic events and interferences of his equipment, Zim deduces that the Planet Jackers have set their sights on Earth. Realizing he won't be able to conquer Earth if they take it, Zim attempts to reason with the Jackers by citing what had apparently been previously established as the Irken/Planet Jackers Treaty stating "all planets marked for conquest by the Irken military are to be left where they are." The Jackers inform Zim that Earth was not, in fact, marked and was fair game. Because Zim's mission of conquest on Earth was, unbeknownst to him, actually his exile and Earth itself was really never officially sanctioned for invasion, he thinks these Jackers are attempting to violate the treaty and is forced to stop them on his own. After managing to cut open the metal bubble and freeing the Earth, Zim towed it back to our solar system, ready to be invaded by him.

"The Irken Empire will destroy me if they come to check on my progress and find the planet missing! I have to stop the Planet Jackers if I am to be left with a planet to invade!" -Zim

by Razorglove July 31, 2011

jinkers

1) To find out in shock or aww.
2) find out the hard way and be surprised
3) Scared out of your pantaloons

1) "gosh jinkers why dint you tell me earlier"
2) "jinkers should have told me befor"
3) "jinkers im scared"

by Rezewski January 7, 2006

jakers

douche bag or a person that enjoys sexual attention from other men

That guy received a sac tap and liked it, what a jakers.

Some guy was a total jakers and cut me off today!!

by im@kewords March 17, 2011

Jakers

An alias for a kid named Jake in Cisco....He is called this name everytime he walks into the class. It is said in an annoying infantile manner.

Heyyyy ! Jakers is here (in an annoying voice) - Steve

by Blah April 5, 2005

janders

the big papi of a school. the realist throat goat and goat throat.

Well golly randy seems like you might just be the new janders with that package.

by Jacob Anders July 21, 2020

Jonkers

An absolute beautiful pair of breasts. Specifically on the larger size.

She got all the attention in the room with those beautiful Jonkers popping out of her dress.

by BiggMan0nCampus March 17, 2015