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Chris-Jan

Synonym for loser. Epitome of rock bottom. Playing dragon games all day while sucking dragon dick.
Look at that loser over there! Oh my word bru, what a Chris-Jan!
by Lvl2Wizard May 27, 2016
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Jan Alshorji

A true friend. The best boyfriend you will ever get. Extremely nice yet sometimes a douche. Very caring and sweet, not to forget handsome and tall. He is a very good hugger and is pretty good at fucking. Doesn't really like horror (more like Hates it) and is a sporty lad. Will most of the times be there for you even if you're not there for him. He likes the good stuff kinda music and isn't very artistic. He's rather sweet though. He's a very awesome dude.
Person 1: "Omg did you see that guy?"

Person 2: "Yes, that's Jan Alshorji, he's awesome"

Person 1: "Duhh"
by Chicago Boy April 30, 2019
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Jan c

An awesome grandmother that loves pokemon go. She often has an instagram account and will follow all of her grandsons. She is very attractive and often pulls her own family members
Hey Jan c, is this your grandson?
"Yeah"
Gone beat the goofy outta him
by the moosee October 20, 2016
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What the Jan

An alternative for what the heck, what the hell, "what the etc." The phrase originates from Texas, and Is commonly used in Central Indiana.
Eddie, What the Jan you're late
by SmallSpace June 13, 2016
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Jan 26

The day were you embarrass yourself in front of your crush\partner.
Martha: Hey Jimmy! Look at this! *starts booty shaking*
Jimmy (Martha's crush): Can you stop! You are embarrassing yourself. And since we are out in public you are embarrassing me! I know its Jan 26 but please stop!
by Juliana Demelo January 26, 2020
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jan 6

People born on this day are super cool. Who cares about your fucking zodiac people born on January 6th are cool.
Woah! That girl is so cool she’s born jan 6!
by annaklozzie July 14, 2021
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Sure, Jan.

A sentence used to sarcastically dismiss another person's obviously fictitious story.

It originated in the 1995 movie "The Brady Bunch", a parody take on the TV series of the same name.

In one of the earlier scenes of the movie, Jan, one of the Brady children, wants to impress her family and makes up an obviously completely made-up story about having started dating a boy named George Glass at her school, every time someone in her family inquires about this boy, she keeps piling on the lies up until her older sister Marcia ends the conversation with a curt "Sure, Jan." faking agreement but clearly being so done with Jan's crap.
Donald Trump:
"The aid my administration brought to Puerto Rico was a complete success, we did better than any other administration before!"

Everybody else:
"Sure, Jan."
by MapDark-Dark September 13, 2018
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