2 definitions by MapDark-Dark
A bullshit subclass of men invented by so-called "alpha males" to classify anybody who's not spending 99.9% of their waking hours working out and practicing pick-up lines that they will later use on unsuspecting women. A beta male is someone who "sucks up to females" , known in the real-world as "RESPECTING women and their rights" and if in a couple are cock-blocking "better men" (read: I have abs and backnea ARGH!) .
In other words , "alpha" males are compensating for their lack of real personality by making up the notion that they are on top of men who are perfectly good people but are not paragons of male beauty.
In other words , "alpha" males are compensating for their lack of real personality by making up the notion that they are on top of men who are perfectly good people but are not paragons of male beauty.
Bro-dude : "Why is that bitch with this beta male? He's flabby and pale! I could totally be a better man! I'm ALPHA!"
Bro-dude 2 : "Dude , that's Bill Gates"
Bro-dude 2 : "Dude , that's Bill Gates"
by MapDark-Dark November 20, 2014
A sentence used to sarcastically dismiss another person's obviously fictitious story.
It originated in the 1995 movie "The Brady Bunch", a parody take on the TV series of the same name.
In one of the earlier scenes of the movie, Jan, one of the Brady children, wants to impress her family and makes up an obviously completely made-up story about having started dating a boy named George Glass at her school, every time someone in her family inquires about this boy, she keeps piling on the lies up until her older sister Marcia ends the conversation with a curt "Sure, Jan." faking agreement but clearly being so done with Jan's crap.
It originated in the 1995 movie "The Brady Bunch", a parody take on the TV series of the same name.
In one of the earlier scenes of the movie, Jan, one of the Brady children, wants to impress her family and makes up an obviously completely made-up story about having started dating a boy named George Glass at her school, every time someone in her family inquires about this boy, she keeps piling on the lies up until her older sister Marcia ends the conversation with a curt "Sure, Jan." faking agreement but clearly being so done with Jan's crap.
Donald Trump:
"The aid my administration brought to Puerto Rico was a complete success, we did better than any other administration before!"
Everybody else:
"Sure, Jan."
"The aid my administration brought to Puerto Rico was a complete success, we did better than any other administration before!"
Everybody else:
"Sure, Jan."
by MapDark-Dark September 14, 2018