Jamongalope

A south eastern fruit that can sometimes be used as a japanese tampon. It is also edible and more flavorful after use.

Q: Hey Cory, did your mom feed Kathy her jamongalope?
A: Eat a dick, jeniferjamongalopezdispenserville.

by Steve J G October 16, 2008

jamón

oh you know what it means.....HAM of course, in spanish.......this is a special type of ham that can be torn or ripped so be careful whenever you happen to be making a ham and cheese sandwich because ripped jamón is not a pretty sight!

(Riding in the middle of good ole' Lesterville)
Bro 1: So yeah I reallly could for some jamón right now, you know what I mean?
Bro 2: I feel you bro
Bro 3: YEA MAN!
Bro 4: WTF?
Bro 5: Yeah...

by comRaunchy September 21, 2010

jaboner

to have a massive erection that is very noticeable. You know the kind you get when you sleep over your friends house house with the hot mom and you sneak into her room and smell her bras and panties. Or when you see OBAMA

saying boner but being sneaky about it

man dont look at my pants unless you wanna see my jaboner.

i was smelling you moms panties and i got a jaboner

sym: errection, boner, tits, dike, fag
ant: niggers

by Adolf oliver nipples123 January 23, 2009

jamboned

similar to being porked but with a little je ne sais quoi

I went to France and all I got was jamboned :(

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

jamonic

big but not too big and very cool. (emphasis on the cool)

Have you ever seen the bands recording studio, it's jamonic!

by goesrawr November 17, 2010

jamnesia

forgetting the words while jamming to a song...amnesia+jam

"Dude I thought you knew all the words to Firework?"
"Hold on bro, I'm having jamnesia"

by hhgregory July 30, 2015

Jamoni

Jamoni is a one of a kind individual, very independent, witty , creative and FINE AF. Jamoni’s are thick in proportions, very alluring, endearing. Jamoni’s are rare to find and even harder to catch.

Jamoni is mysterious

by BubbleGumPussy December 4, 2021