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Simba Sloppy Jalopy

before you finish, you stick your thumb in her butt with one hand and get some juice and than as you cum in your other hand, you pull your thumb out of her butt, slap her in the face and slid your thumb across her forehead.
karen did not expect to get a simba sloppy jalopy and was not happy with it!
by hockey! dude! January 1, 2021
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Slopy jalopy

When you have rough sex and before you finish you slip out cum on your hand and slap her in the face.
Me and Emma had sex, I gave her a slopy jalopy
by Alfie Clark Jeavons January 11, 2021
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Sloppy jalopy Bryant

When you cum in someone’s mouth then shake their head to froth it up , then they spit it in your ass , you then proceed to squish the goop in your ass , this is when a friend comes in the room to lick the remaining splooge out of your asshole.
Hey bro my friend and I did a sloppy jalopy Bryant with some random chick we picked up in the club last weekend
by Sizzledhousecat May 30, 2021
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Sloppy jalopy

James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.

Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!
by Jimmy Bird March 10, 2022
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Floppy jalopy

A dick that’s floppy
“Hey can I put my floppy jalopy in you?”
by Lamaii August 5, 2022
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whopper jalopy

everything is all whopper jalopy today at the office!
by dentalbabes December 7, 2022
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lakebed jalopy

the act of motorboating someone while the receiving person shits directly in their face
Went out with Elle the other day and ended the night by giving her a lakebed jalopy.
by ClitRipper1500 December 17, 2024
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