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Jalapeño Chili Popper

When one man eats extra spicy chili and takes laxatives and shits diarrhea into a bucket. Then puts it out in the sun on the hottest day to marinate for a week. He adds water to desired consistency: then place some into a syringe. He then inserts it into someone’s ass and packs it as much as possible: then the man has anal sex with the person and cums inside. The person then shits out the mix into a pie crust. Serve and enjoy.
My ass is still red and hurting from that jalapeño chili popper from last night.
by DirtyThirty57 May 28, 2019
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Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper

When a girl give you a blowjob and you finish in her mouth then smack her across the face.
Man last night i gave my girl a Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper. it was freaking hilarious!
by cinciguy010101 July 30, 2011
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Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Jalapeño autistic

Somebody low on the autism spectrum. Similar to the placement of a jalapeño on the Scoville scale for measuring hot peppers.
"I'm not maxed out in the autism, I'm more jalapeño autistic."
by GKH1220 October 25, 2022
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jalapeño

by Elikabeth October 28, 2021
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Jalapeño style

Jalapeño style is a way of beating your meat. You would use both hands, sit up straight, your legs curved and having the tips of your toes touch. Start going ham and milking yourself like never before
I was jerking it with Larry and the creature jalapeño style.
by Caitlin’s boyfriend March 1, 2025
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The Jalapeño Popper

The act of pouring pepper down a girl's or guy's asshole before giving anal, then making the reciever fart out the pepper right before the giver jizzes on their back.
Guy 1: Yo dude, while you were sleeping i brought this hot ass chick back into our dorm while I was drunk last night and gave her The Jalapeño Popper of a lifetime.
Guy 2: Huh thats wierd...
Guy1: What is?
Guy 2: My asshole has felt like an open fire since this morning.
by TheBlazedBambiino April 9, 2016
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