Jagerphone

The Jagerphone is a cellular phone made out of a Jager bottle. It's signal strength depends on how much Jager is left, therefore the less there is in the bottle the harder it becomes to hear the other end of the line. When you run out of signal it's generally at this point in time that the owner upgrades which involves a run to the nearest Jagerphone provider at any liquor store nationwide. The Jagerphone is popular amongst drunkards and college students as the preferred means of communication

(1) My Jagerphone is full of signal

(2)Can you hear me on the Jagerphone on your phone which is on the other side of the Jagerphone that I am screaming into so you can hear on your phone?

by Jagerphone user April 6, 2010

Jager Secret

The act of revealing information disseminated to a confidant during a period of intoxication.
To break a Jager secret is to break all trust between bro's
The phrase popularised by Ron Swanson

They were both bitches! That was a Jager secret, you just breached a Jager secret.

by TheChieftan June 16, 2011

Jagershima

Chugging a full cup of jager and following it up with a full cup of redbull.

Enough jagerbombs combined that it is as big as a blast for hiroshima.

Take a jagershima for a big blast.

by Zucco July 9, 2007

Jägerwicked

A coctail constisting of bottle of Blue WKD and a shot of Jägermeister.

Simply gulp a small amount of WKD then pour in the shot of Jäger in the bottle.

Gaurenteed to get you hammerd!

Also it tastes really good.

"You wer so drunk last night man"
Yeah I was fine until I had those Jägerwickeds!"

by BlGBUCK August 5, 2009

Jager-Ash mains

Toxic people that have been through a lot in rainbow six siege. Both are sad that they lost their acogs.

Damn those Jager-Ash mains sure miss their acogs

by Dude Where's My JUUL May 9, 2019

jagerrhea

The word used to describe the type of poop excessive Jagermeister consumption causes. Diarrhea-esque, but worse because it is straight booze.

I really wanted to go out for breakfast and bloodys this morning but I had the worst jagerrhea.

by tappah January 14, 2007

jaderick

Jaderick is the holy name bestowed upon the blessed dick drawing savants. They are renowned for their ability to create such beautiful imagery and their talents know no boundaries.

'Hey, nice penis there Jaderick. Can you draw me one as well?'

by TheCowSlayer June 2, 2013