Jacob Sartorius 

That 13 year old kid on Musical.ly and Vine that's on Magcon and gets constantly roasted by the world.

Yo bro did you see that Jacob Sartorius?

Jacob Sartorius by Nikelala June 13, 2016

Jacob Sartorius 

The absolute cancer of the internet. I made a new best friend after watching him... Clorox Bleach.

Person 1- Who is the cringiest kid on the internet

Person 2- Duh, Jacob Sartorius

Jacob Sartorius by Triggered Reptilian November 25, 2016

Jacob Sartorius 

A Justin Bieber Wannabe who thought that Auto tune would get him laid

Max is so Jacob Sartorius, He's ass hat who only sings in hopes that women will want to sleep with him

Jacob Sartorius by Lizard Jesus June 22, 2018

Jacob Sartorius 

A young white fuck boy. With a talent of lipsyncing because he sucks at singing.

Girl: Who is this white fuck boy in musical.ly?

Me: That's Jacob Sartorius

Jacob Sartorius by Athena Adams May 15, 2016

Jacob sartorius 

death

jacob Sartorius just touched me, it's time to go prepare my funeral.

Jacob sartorius by thelonelyhole June 9, 2016

Jacob Sartorius 

That fuckin' cunt that become the #1 most popular celebrity in the world despite having no talent, weird eyebrows, a girlfriend that he cheated on, and songs about sweatshirts and "Love".

Girl: You are a Jacob Sartorius!
Popular Douche: And you're a Milly Bobby Brown!

Jacob Sartorius by C0nn3r5 June 19, 2018

jacob sartorius 

An ugly creature known for moving its mouth to popular music. Jacob Sartorius is known for giving many people cancer as well as spreading the cringe virus.

An ugly little boy who needs to back to "tutering."

I cringe whenever Jacob Sartorius "music" comes on.

jacob sartorius by LittleMeomers November 30, 2016