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jackadetent

a person who jacks off in the detention room at school.
Billy waited in the detention room until everyone was gone and began to jackadetent.
by bread infection December 28, 2005
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jackadelic

A picture that is of the sexual nature like porn not gay porn that is jackable.
Man, that bitche's pic is so jackadelic I think I just came in my pants.
by billyjoecarmicheal September 23, 2003
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Jackademic

Alternative form for Jacademic:

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)

Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!
Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!
by Realityshow_2 September 3, 2013
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jackaverydabs

Jackaverydabs or known as Loren is a Why Don’t we fan girl and is the best at doing her job she should get payed 🤪.She has Jack’s follow but, We all love her tf why not
Loren is a good person
I love Loren

I love jackaverydabs
by Kermitforavery August 31, 2018
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JackSpeak

To mumble or say things as if you were Jack Sparrow.
JackSpeak is the art of talking like this:

"...No! If we don't have the key, we can't
open whatever it is we don't have that
it unlocks. So what purpose would be
served in finding whatever need be unlocked,
which we don't have, without first having
found the key what unlocks it?..."
by Idzy September 10, 2006
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jackaler

In a deck of standard playing cards, the Jack, when referred to by some drunk ass bitch
"Which card would you like"
"A Jackaler"
by James Waltah April 27, 2005
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jackace

adj.
Someone who thinks that they are cool and/or smart but really isn't.

Or

Someone who is dumb,annoying or lame.
Example 1

Dude 1: Two plus two is four!

Dude 2: Wow, you are such a jackace!

Example 2

Guy 1: That was awesome! (After doing a stunt badly, not realizing it)

Guy 2: Shut up jackace! You did it all wrong!

Guy 1: No I didn't!
by Word Corrector September 18, 2009
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