Jabroni

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Nicole Marsfelder is a total fucking Jabroni.

by thotbreaker69 October 31, 2019

Jabroni

Italian slang used in the show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". Possibly used to insult a person for various reasons.

1. Charlie: "Just glide one puck just to get the hang of it."
Mac: "Gliding like a jabroni is what I'm gonna be doing."
2. Charlie: "You keep using this word 'jabroni'...and it's awesome!"
Mac: "Yeah I think it's some daigo word or something"

by Cmark6000 May 3, 2018

Jabroni

A Jabroni is someone who sucks. Jabroni's are often inferior in skills such as light-sabering, dancing, or playing video games. Jabroni's can not make decent cocktails.

Our roommate is such a Jabroni.

by Lindser Pants Amadeus November 16, 2010

jabron city

A collection of Jabronies in one single place. See definition for Jabroni.

This party is Jabron City.

by Frenchtown May 14, 2014

jabronize

1: To annoy or aggravate a person or group of people by acting towards them in a manner typical of a jabroni.
2: To cause damage, confusion, or other negative effects upon an object or situation by acting in a manner typical of a jabroni.

1: A drunken man was jabronizing two girls at the bar.
2: He jabronized his new bicycle by attaching an ugly milk-crate to it.

by M. Topcuoglu September 16, 2005

Jabroni Tail

A gooch hair pony tail.

Dude, check out this Jabroni Tail!

When I went down on him, I noticed he had the sweetest Jabroni Tail!

by BigFerda November 27, 2018

Jabronecois

A French-Canadian Jabroni. A mixture of "Jabroni," a term which finds its origins in Pro Wrestling describing a loser, no good son of a bitch . And "Quebecois," which describes a person of the French-Canadian persuasion.

Mitch: Did you hear the Prime Minister of Canada confiscated peaceful protestors' bitcoin and put a lot of them in jail? What a total loser.
Randall: Yea, he's a real Jabronecois.

by AndrewDClay November 17, 2022