juh broh nee
–noun
someone who is about to get owned.
-adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.
–noun
someone who is about to get owned.
-adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.
-Love is for jabronies.
-The Rock is about to lay a smack down on that jabronie.
-You locked your keys in the car? Well that was a jabronie thing to do.
-The Rock is about to lay a smack down on that jabronie.
-You locked your keys in the car? Well that was a jabronie thing to do.
by super86me December 10, 2008
Get the jabronie mug.A slang term in professional wrestling first used by the Iron Sheik and then again later by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. It is derived from the word jobber, which is someone who routinely loses, or "does the job".
by beau99 May 3, 2010
Get the jabroni mug.the most amazing kid ever usually very funny and short for his/her age loves to cook in the kitchen and loves video games
by Xavier February 25, 2017
Get the jaren mug.Pronounced: Jah-bro-nee
Plural: Jabronis
Pronounced: Jah-bro-nee-ss
Definition:
Jabroni is - to me and maybe some others - is a one-size-fits-all insult. Jabroni can be used to insult anyone for anything. They could be a poser, a lame-ass, a d*ck, an asshole, a motherf*cker, really anything.{1} The pluses to using jabroni over more traditional insults such as the ones listed previously are that it's not used often - giving an enriched and more important and potent insult{2} - and that you can use it for anything as said before. If you're teacher is being just a c*nt, call them a jabroni. He/She will not know what that means, and you can tell them it's a positive thing. Meanwhile everyone else knows that someone just straight-up called them a(n) *INSERT INSULT HERE*.{3}
Origin:
The word jabroni is a new-age insult. It's a new word; we've seen it be created. Origin shows usage from WWE wrestling. Where "The Rock" uses jabroni to describe a "jobber". How some discovered it in the form shown here was from the Vinesauce live streams. The song "The End?" by "The Four Jabronis" is linked here.
Plural: Jabronis
Pronounced: Jah-bro-nee-ss
Definition:
Jabroni is - to me and maybe some others - is a one-size-fits-all insult. Jabroni can be used to insult anyone for anything. They could be a poser, a lame-ass, a d*ck, an asshole, a motherf*cker, really anything.{1} The pluses to using jabroni over more traditional insults such as the ones listed previously are that it's not used often - giving an enriched and more important and potent insult{2} - and that you can use it for anything as said before. If you're teacher is being just a c*nt, call them a jabroni. He/She will not know what that means, and you can tell them it's a positive thing. Meanwhile everyone else knows that someone just straight-up called them a(n) *INSERT INSULT HERE*.{3}
Origin:
The word jabroni is a new-age insult. It's a new word; we've seen it be created. Origin shows usage from WWE wrestling. Where "The Rock" uses jabroni to describe a "jobber". How some discovered it in the form shown here was from the Vinesauce live streams. The song "The End?" by "The Four Jabronis" is linked here.
{1} "Kyle is such a jabroni."
{2} James: "Hey Donald, you're a f*cking dick."
Donald: "Well James, you're a jabroni!"
James: "Uhh..."
{3} Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Alright ya little s*its, you have to do homework over Spring Break. Read chapter 69 then make a 2 page summary with at least 2,000 words."
Ben: "Mr. Weenur, you're a serious jabroni."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "What's that?!"
Ben: "A good teacher..."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Okay."
{2} James: "Hey Donald, you're a f*cking dick."
Donald: "Well James, you're a jabroni!"
James: "Uhh..."
{3} Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Alright ya little s*its, you have to do homework over Spring Break. Read chapter 69 then make a 2 page summary with at least 2,000 words."
Ben: "Mr. Weenur, you're a serious jabroni."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "What's that?!"
Ben: "A good teacher..."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Okay."
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Get the Jabroni mug.Awesome totally amazing, sexy, intelligent, and charming guy, with an amazing personality. If you happen to have a chance to date this guy never let him go, because you will never find one better than him.
by Doctor Professor October 16, 2008
Get the Jabran mug.Typically a hot boy, any girls dream! He can catch any girls eye, no matter how they are. He’s a sweet but dangerous male, not afraid to take risks. He is super funny but is very protective over those he lives or has feelings for. If he had a crush, he keeps his eye on her, and her only. He treats her like his queen, no matter what’s going on he loves her unconditionally. If you have a Jayren hold on super tight because if you let him go, he’s not coming back.
A/g - “holy crap the new kid is so hot!”
A/b - “he’s a Jayren, what do you expect?”
A/g - “that he likes me”
A/b - “he’s already got his eye on Tiff, you’ll have to wait a while”
A/b - “he’s a Jayren, what do you expect?”
A/g - “that he likes me”
A/b - “he’s already got his eye on Tiff, you’ll have to wait a while”
by Hdiahjsjwj March 10, 2019
Get the Jayren mug.A person who says stupid things all the time, often without knowing how dumb they really sound.
A person that has no idea what is going on around them and asks idiotic questions on a regular basis.
A person that has no idea what is going on around them and asks idiotic questions on a regular basis.
Shut up Jabronie.
by RelapseSAE December 5, 2010
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