to look and porn and pop a woody, get some lotion, put a generous amount on your main hand (sometimes other hand if youre looking at porn on internet or computer), grip your penis, then move your hand rapidly up and down the shaft of your penis.
spank the monkey, choke the chicken, beat the meat, yank the yak, masturbate, wank off, whack off, etc.
by sean paul? June 1, 2003
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2. To make one's dick sneeze, throw up, explode, ejaculate, cough up white blood, splooge, climax, orgasm, erupt, belch, detonate, spew, or spit, possibly on another person's face.
3. A person who amounts to nothing, or should not be taken seriously.
2. To make one's dick sneeze, throw up, explode, ejaculate, cough up white blood, splooge, climax, orgasm, erupt, belch, detonate, spew, or spit, possibly on another person's face.
3. A person who amounts to nothing, or should not be taken seriously.
1. "Boy, I just watched too much Full House, I need to go jack off".
2. ".. and then she got down on her knees and I jacked off all over her face".
3. "Dude, you need to get up off of your ass and quit watching gay porn, you good for nothing jack off".
2. ".. and then she got down on her knees and I jacked off all over her face".
3. "Dude, you need to get up off of your ass and quit watching gay porn, you good for nothing jack off".
by Mr. Friscus February 3, 2010
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if you're under 13: you're not cool enough to know what it means. come back when you wake up and its sticky in your danger zone.
if you're over 13: why the FUCK would you need to look up the definition of "jack off?" did your balls not drop yet?
if you're over 13: why the FUCK would you need to look up the definition of "jack off?" did your balls not drop yet?
by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 3, 2010
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by ~Keyona January 9, 2004
Get the Jack Off mug.Jakum had a boner in pe so he went to the toilet but when he arrived he saw a Jack off centre!
There were boys relieving themselves everywhere! He got his big dick out and jacked off ! He wanked his dick until he shot a load out !
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by yep9 July 20, 2014
Get the Jack off mug.1. Adjective: When a person or a group of people mess around and get absolutely nothing accomplished and just have fun. No sexual conduct of any kind is made.
2. Verb: When one decides to rub their genitals; See Masturbate, Masturbation. Sexual conduct can be made.
2. Verb: When one decides to rub their genitals; See Masturbate, Masturbation. Sexual conduct can be made.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, you should join our Rugby Team, all we do is jack off during practice. It'll be fun
Guy 2: What kind of jacking off? Throw balls at each other? or just mess around and have fun?
Guy 1: Yeah, mess around man, not masturbate
Example 2:
Guy 1 sticks hand in pants and grabs genitals
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Guy 2: EW MAN THATS GRODDY!
Guy 1: Hey man, you should join our Rugby Team, all we do is jack off during practice. It'll be fun
Guy 2: What kind of jacking off? Throw balls at each other? or just mess around and have fun?
Guy 1: Yeah, mess around man, not masturbate
Example 2:
Guy 1 sticks hand in pants and grabs genitals
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Guy 2: EW MAN THATS GRODDY!
by whathe12 November 13, 2011
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