J-D-L-R

Police term used to abbreviate "just doesn't look right".

A man in a ski mask is walking through someones backyard. We have a J-D-L-R.

by Nitro1B45 July 8, 2012

j.d.gaffel

To steal something from another person, right in front of their face.

"Man, he had that bag of oxycontins on the table and when I walk out I think I should j.d.gaffel them."

by mike ho. January 11, 2009

j'd out

When you are all out of semen (or jizz).

"Shawty, I'd love to. But I'm all j'd out"

by Poorboygreg February 14, 2014

J.D. Train Ride

(v). To travel for hours in order to pleasure your girlfriend with a dish brush.

I J.D. Train Ride all the way to syracuse

by jidzzle1390 October 18, 2008

J.D. Farwell

An extremely awesome person. You only wish you were half as cool as he was.

I only wish I was as awesome as J.D. Farwell.

by Captain Linko November 21, 2010

J.D.M.

Japanese domestic product, often associated with tricked out japanese cars.

Neat-o headlights Ichiro they look like J.D.M headlights from an accord.

by Bigdickylewis November 3, 2003

j'd my ankle

To twist you ankle violently while walking on a relatively flat grade. This is followed by falling to ground and cursing profusely.

"GODDAMN IT!"
"Dude, what's wrong"
"I just fuckin j'd my ankle"

by superupperdecker February 24, 2010