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J.A.S.A.P.

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Jerk as soon as possible
When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins
Rachel - "I have to collect the dry cleaning, back in 20."
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.
by Caretts January 7, 2012
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I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S

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I
Just
Want

To
Suck
Your

Pussy
'Till

You
Scream
Guy: hey baby I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S

Girl: you are one freaky guy and I love it!
by Crystal Guru January 30, 2022
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the result of copying and pasting the text at the top of your screen.
i was so bored i put

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog in and clicked search
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
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Looks like you already did:
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-โ€ข ยฉ 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ยฎ โ€ข advertise โ€ข terms of service โ€ข privacy โ€ข dmca โ€ข bug report โ€ข help โ€ข blog โ€ข data subject request
-urban dictionary is written by you
-define a word
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Now you thought searching this will result in nothing? LOL!

You must be bored or something

Anyways, this was the thing you see when going to the "Browse" dropdown button in the Urban Dictionary menu bar.
Someone: I want to see every word in Urban Dictionary that starts with CI
Someone: *Goes to the "Browse" dropdown button*
Urban Dictionary: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new
Someone: Oh, I know it!
Someone: *Clicks on C*
Urban Dictionary: CA CB CC CD CE CF CG CH CI CJ CK CL CM CN CO CP CQ CR CS CT CU CV CW CX CY CZ
Someone: *Clicks on CI*
Urban Dictionary: *Shows every single word that starts with CI*
Someone: There!
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โ€œI have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.โ€
โ€œYour new empire?โ€
โ€œDonโ€™t make me kill you!โ€
โ€œAnakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!โ€
โ€œIf you are not with me, then you are my enemy.โ€
โ€œOnly a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.โ€
โ€œYou will try.โ€
Iโ€™m not retyping that so Iโ€™m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
by Big dumbus January 24, 2021
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When you are bored and have nothing to do, so you type all the letters on the keyboard. From A to Z in space
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
by boonrod2008 April 20, 2020
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