Inflie

Combination of "infer" and "lie".

To deliberately mislead someone with a statement that uses just enough truth to imply a false meaning. An "infliance" allows one to convince a person of a lie without actually lying.

Jen: "Hey, I never said I was 18..."

Dave: "Yeah, well you inflied it!"

by cougzie July 25, 2008

iyilia

A woman is the most beautiful woman you will ever meet she's kind,loving,and caring full you will never be the same after she's gone I-Y-I-L-I-A.

Iyilia will brighten your day

by Houseguest May 24, 2016

Self inflicted complaint blockage

The reluctance to report a serious work issue for fear that those reading or hearing the complaint will view the issue as petty. The complainant fears that he or she will be viewed forevermore as a sniveling weasel. The result is that the issue will remain unresolved until it takes on another unrelated dimension that is extremely damaging to the workplace. At this point, another worker will report the original complaint and will be given full credit for saving the company.

Worker 1: "I think that we have to let people in HR know what Stacey and Ed have been up to. She's getting away with murder. She's using him, he's letting her and both of them are married anyway."

Worker 2: "There's no way I'm going to bring up favoritism and their adolescent extramarital dalliances to HR."

Worker 1: "Self inflicted complaint blockage?"

Worker 2: "You got it."

by Cirdellin January 15, 2010

Inflicted

To be in a sorry or beat up condition etc.
For example, to have an inflicted head is to be retarded etc.

He's got such an inflicted head.

by Judge dredd7 December 4, 2011

inflirtuation

That exhuberant passion that makes you flirt uncontrollably with a member of the opposite sex.

Look at that poor guy, laying in a pool of his own drool. He can't stop flirting with that girl to save his life. It must be inflirtuation.
Infatuation Flirt

by expensivenoise April 4, 2016

ifliterate

A person who believes the articles that they see on Facebook.

A person who can not differentiate between junk/fake science and actual science.
A person who uses "facts" obtained from websites that have zero credibility.

Did you hear that Sarah believes in Chemtrails? Wow, I never knew she was so fucking ifliterate!

by Vitamin-G March 7, 2018

self inflicted theft

Self inflicted theft is most likely to occur when people don't take the basic steps to secure valuable property, almost encouraging thieves to commit acts that relieve owners of property.

There's been a rash of break-ins and thefts of expensive vehicles in Snobsville as they sit unused in COVID, doors unlocked, valuables and key fob in plain sight. Somehow I think these stupid owner share responsibility for the thefts they bring on themselves as they commit acts of self inflicted theft.

by ribick June 28, 2020