A response to when a friend becomes popular only because they hang out with you, and then claims they are better than you.
Friend: "What can I say? I just have more friends than you do."
You: "Bitch what are you saying? I invented you"
You: "Bitch what are you saying? I invented you"
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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
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- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.
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(v) A mashup of "integrity" and "suicide" meaning 'to assassinate one's own character and credibility through an exposed pattern of deceit, deception, prevarication, equivocation and any and every other terminology that can be linked to dishonesty.'
Man 1: "The governmedia committed integricide years ago but, for some reason, most people still listen to them. Go figure."
Woman 1: "It amazes me that people still vote because there hasn't been a single politician who hasn't publicly committed integricide in decades."
Woman 2: "I know! All the politicians, the knews media, the military; it's like they're all in a mass integricide pact!"
Woman 1: "It amazes me that people still vote because there hasn't been a single politician who hasn't publicly committed integricide in decades."
Woman 2: "I know! All the politicians, the knews media, the military; it's like they're all in a mass integricide pact!"
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n. Mathematics
1. A member of the set of positive whole numbers 1, 2, 3,... , negative whole numbers -1, -2, -3,... , and zero {0}.
2. A complete unit or entity.
(Basically just whole numbers, not 1.5 or 1½.)
n. Mathematics
1. A member of the set of positive whole numbers 1, 2, 3,... , negative whole numbers -1, -2, -3,... , and zero {0}.
2. A complete unit or entity.
(Basically just whole numbers, not 1.5 or 1½.)
-9,-8,-7,-6,-5,-4,-3,-2,-1, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 , 7, 8, 9 , 10 are all integers!
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