Bed Intruding

When one of your bro's is sleep walking and creeps into your bed in the middle of the night for a cuddle or a brief chat.

Dude, last night I was bed intruding and had a short conversation with Adam while in his bed.

by mammoth1111 November 20, 2011

Inturgent

A derogatory term for a "troll", "Hater" or "Disrespectful Person."
Made famous by youtube's "TexasGrown409" AKA The Iraq Veteran Gamer.

"Goddamn Dirty Inturgent robbed me!"

by BradColbertowns September 25, 2011

The Intruder

Variation on The Stranger, a masturbation technique wherein one employs a numbed hand, giving the sensation of another person. With The Intruder, however, one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask, giving the impression that someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze.

Help, it's The Intruder. How did you get in here? Stop doing that.

by Cat Burglar September 21, 2008

intruder

Variation on The Stranger, a masturbation technique wherein one sits on or raises one's hand until it becomes numb from the lack of circulation, then proceeds to masturbate with the numb hand, giving the sensation of another person. Legitimated by a Dave Chappelle reference. With The Intruder, however, one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask. This gives the impression that someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze. Getting caught up in the moment, one could ask, "How did you get in here?" Or plead, "Stop doing that."

Hey Rich, I just bought this new ski mask. After dinner I'm going to break a pane of glass in my bedroom window and do The Intruder. I'll call you later.

by Cat Burglar September 19, 2008

interdenominational

A big ass word that probably refers to church denominations or something, but who cares. Just add it to your speech to impress someone.

guy 1: Hey man.

guy 2: Interdenominational.

guy 1: Nice!

by mitosis August 6, 2007

Intardulent

1. <adj> Describing a person or event which displays a lack of commonsense or an uncommon event.
2. <adj> Describing something as incredibly stupid.
3. <adj> The opposite of intelligent.

Person 1: I went straight for it as soonas I met her.

Person 2: Oh Great! You must be the most intardulent person I know.

Person 1: Your right. She bitch slapped me.

by B August 4, 2004

Fat Intruder

An unwanted/unexpected erection or semi-on.

I was sitting on the bus, minding my own business and all of a sudden I got a fat intruder.

by magpie55 July 29, 2011