internot

A slow internet connection, deriving from "internet" and "not."

Not another internot! I'm Netflix binging today, for Chrissakes.

by Ae5Ea8 February 17, 2015

internoodle

The CAT 5/5e/6 cable that sits between a computer and a router. Typically these cables are long and white or yellow and therefore very noodly in appearance. The cable (noodle) connects you to the internet.

User: "I cant get my email"
IT: "Did you check that your internoodle is plugged in?"

by HisNoodlyAppendage November 14, 2009

Internourettes

Internet tourettes

Just like tourettes only marginally worse due to the fact that you chose to write a comment, re-read your post and think-

"yeah, that's ready for the worlds eyes"

perhaps i've said too much.

Social network status update- "I've become so self obsessed i woke up the other night to a wet dream that i was having wank. True story"

Comment- "Damn son you got yourself a serious case of internourettes!"

by Ajsneakerfreakersandwicheater November 5, 2012

Intercombobulate

To combine or connect together in a way.

To intercombobulate the two different styles of fashion.

by rosl20 June 9, 2009

Internazi

Any Internet Service Provider that not only has internet caps, but also forces other companys to also overcharge and institute internet caps. Effectively killing the free web to all its subscribers.

Bell Canada sure is a huge Internazi,

by White_Dragon January 16, 2011

internazi

Systems Administrator who takes pleasure in restricting access to websites popular with the company's employees.

Bill- I don't understand I could access youtube just last week?

Fred- Internazi strikes again.

by Little Louie December 3, 2007

internizzle

Ghetto word for internet

Log onto the internizzle

by Tungizzle July 22, 2003