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Internet Troll

Zen is an internet troll. (Not the IRL Zen btw)
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Internet troll

Someone who has no job and no friends causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"
“Guys look its that internet troll again I think his name was james
by derrien May 7, 2022
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Internet troll

Someone who is jobless and causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"
“Guys look at that internet troll that must be james”
by derrien May 7, 2022
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Internet Troll Personality Disorder (ITPD) is characterized by a persistent pattern of obstructing of on-topic discussion in online forums and comment threads. People afflicted with ITPD may purposefully present themselves as being inappropriately sexually provocative or racist. Often times they disingenuously express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, pretend to throw arbitrary tantrums, and never hesitate to contribute absurd, non-sequitur remarks at any perceived opportunity.

The etiology of ITPD is still being researched, but scholars agree that afflicted individuals usually enjoy some type of unfulfilling (and unsupervised) employment situation where they have access to computers with internet connections.
Guy #1: So Dean got fired?

Guy #2: Yeah, PLUS he's facing CRIMINAL charges of harassment by wire. You see, someone who Dean was harassing, via the internet, traced his IP address to one of our company's computers. So...

Guy #1: So, good 'ol Dean was bored at work all the time, and this is just another classic case of Internet Troll Personality Disorder, huh?
by Davey Gagunga April 26, 2011
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Internet Half-Troll

In the same way that an Internet Troll takes pleasure in causing drama and chaos, the Internet Half-Troll takes pleasure in countering everything that the troll posts in a way that brings about laughter and harmony by making the troll look foolish This often cuts off the troll's lulz that it requires for sustenance and forces the troll out through attrition, thus causing the troll to seek its lulz in a place that isn't under the surveillance of half-trolls.

Traits:
Internet Half-Trolls are more intelligent than Internet Trolls and regenerate faster due to their more omnivorous diet of both the internet rage of troll as well as the lulz of the random Internet bystander. Should an Internet Half-Troll consume both internet rage AND lulz in rapid succession the two energies can catalyze, causing the Internet Half-Troll to be temporarily phased into an ethereal state known as The Zone. While In The Zone an Internet Half-Troll becomes invulnerable, his attack-rate doubles, and his initiative and reflexes increase to Mythic proportions. Any attacks received by an Internet Half-Troll are instantly countered and damage increases one factor for every strike.

According to obscure Urban Legend, should an internet half-troll be exposed to The Zone long enough his being will converge with the presence of all half-trolls past, present, and future becoming The Legendary Super Half-Troll, a state far exceeding that of any troll, including Trolldin himself.
Timmy: "Look what I drew with my new pencil set! Isn't it cool? :P"

Internet Troll: "That looks like trash, Timmy. You should burn it before the police arrest you!"
Timmy: "-sniffle-" ::cries::

Internet Half-Troll has entered the chat!

Internet Half-Troll: "It's not that bad, Timmy. Let me SHOW you what real trash looks like..."
Internet Half-Troll has uploaded imagefile ******##.jpg
Timmy: "Um... what is that even supposed to be? My two-year old cousin draws better than that."
Internet Troll: "WHERE THE ***** DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?!"
Bystander: "Aw man! that looks like it was drawn by a drunken retarded monkey with hooks for arms!!! LOL!!"
Internet Troll: "***** YOU YOU ***** PIECE OF *****!!!1!!!"
Internet Half-Troll has entered The Zone
Internet Half-Troll: "Nah, man, it's cool. You already *****ed that drawing hard enough. I don't do sloppy-seconds."
Timmy: LOL!
Bystander: LOL!

Internet Troll Connection Lost, Disconnected
by BluntSageChroniclese June 18, 2023
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troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.
Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.
by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004
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Internet Trolls

Freaking assholes who try to piss you off on places like YouTube vids and such, they're really annoying and will keep you going back and forth for HOURS!
(On Soulja Boy Tell 'Em - Bird Walk via YouTube)

SoggyNapkin: "Fucking Niggers!"
KwlKat: "Coming from someone named SoggyNapkin."
SoggyNapkin: "What does that have to do with anything, Nigger!"
(AND IT WILL GO ON AND ON AND ON AND ON UNTIL YOU JUST LOSE IT AND START CURSING BACK AT THE STUPID IDIOTIC INTERNET TROLLS)
by Baby Bree February 5, 2009
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