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intercourse stories 

As my teacher was sitting on her desk, I went up to her and showed her the bulge in my pants. Now it was my sex ed teacher so she knew what to do.
She told me to go to the door, lock it and then get naked. I did as I was told. She then said I was gonna have some intercourse with her, and I was like what is that. she said it is when you lay a woman.
my teacher wanted to have intercourse and I said sure cuz I really wanted to lay her
that is my intercourse stories

Intercourse Monkey 

An intercourse monkey is where you let monkeys into your room and they like to practice anal on you while you're sleeping.
"Hey John, bro last night my monkeys pulled an Intercourse Monkey on me!"

Outdoor Intercourse Day 

Outdoor Intercourse Day began at least by 1969 at WSU. That year was my Freshman year at WSU. The Editor of the University paper was fired for publishing a picture of four feet behind a log, two pointing up and two pointing down. One pair of feet were male and the other were female. The article was celebrating Outdoor Intercourse Day, May 8th or the 69th day of March.
Outdoor Intercourse Day is celebrated on May 8th.

ex-ual intercourse 

Sexual intercourse with your ex-wife,ex-husband, ex-boyfriend, or ex-girlfriend
Jane was hoping to run in to her ex-boyfriend at the party tonight. She was in need of a little bit of ex-ual intercourse.
ex-ual intercourse by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

classic intercourse 

A statement made after engaging in particularly satisfying sexual intercourse. Made popular by British sitcom I'm Alan Partridge.
"Well Sonya, that was classic intercourse. So... thanks." - Alan Partridge
classic intercourse by Tom Scott February 18, 2004

Nasal intercourse

A type of sexual intercouse in which the male penis is inserted into their partners nose.
Timmy wanted to spice up his sex life with Sheela so they had nasal intercourse.