Instant-Karma Text

When you accidentally send a text bitching about someone to the person you are bitching about.

Instant-Karma Text: "Tracy is such a fucking bitch. Have you seen her hair? She looks like a total skank."

*Sending to Tracy*

Me: " OH MY GOD FUCK NO, REVERSE! REVERSE! SHIIIIIT!"

by Baba Dowayy September 11, 2012

Instant Fat Lip

When someone hits you in the lip so hard that your lip turns into a fat lip almost instantly

Dude, you hit me so hard I got an instant fat lip!

by TobyMcNackel January 15, 2013

Instant Ramen

Quite possibly, the greatest food that has ever existed.

Anonymous: Man, I'm hungry. Oh! I know what I'll eat....Instant Ramen!

by joybuzzoffical October 4, 2020

instant messaging

When you're sending messages over MSN,Yahoo etc.

I was instant messaging that kid.

by Tokyo July 28, 2008

instant hard-on remover

A thing or event which is so unattractive that it can cause a man to lose an erection instantly, or even render him temporarily impotent.

When my girfriend pooped during sex, it was like instant hard-on remover

by GameboyRMH November 27, 2004

Instant Classic

1.) Referring to something being "extravagantly awesome".
2.) The nickname of the greatest, most charismatic professional wrestler in recent memory, TNA Wrestling's Christian Cage.

1.) Dude, Terminator 2 was an Instant Classic!
2.) "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage is a two-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion!

by Neil S. April 6, 2008

Instant Karma

Swift and intense negative happenings in someone’s life after they screw over or do something shady to another person, sometimes a friend but not always can be a random person.

“Did you hear J got fucked up in that car accident?” “Yeah I heard that sucks but it’s Instant Karma man he should have never made shit up on D and called CPS.”

by The Dark Doc December 30, 2017