Instapussy

When a girl is nice on socials, but when you see her isn't that nice

Bro: how was the meeting with that pussy?
You:bro, she wasn't nice, she was nice only on the social. She's an Instapussy

by Nocappinn October 5, 2020

instapussy

Something that is so nice/fly/hot/pimpin/slammin/tight, whoever is in possesion of one will easily recieve a lot of attention from females.

That Lamborghini is instapussy
Potter is instapussy!
Those biceps are instapussy

by Orhan / Danny July 16, 2008

instabeat

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!

Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"

by cole p February 5, 2009

instabitch

a bi-polar person when they get angry. they go from instacalm to instabitch

look at that bi-polar guy over there hes such an instabitch

by dora tree April 8, 2009

Instastalk

When someone you have just met friends or messages you on facebook via smartphone during the time it took you to leave the bar and get home.

"Holy sh*t, she instastalked me. I can't decide if that's cool or not."

Or

"Don't friend her yet, your too close to instastalk territory."

by Drewsmits February 9, 2010

Instasteam

Instasteam is the intense raise of temperature during sex or making out that creates sweaty conditions and steam on windows.

I had sex with my girlfriend last night and man there was INSTASTEAM !!

by dayandficklecreatedinstasteam June 14, 2009

instabitch

A man who walks around following his woman with her phone taking photos of her for instagram.

No Dean, that's not the right angle.

Oh bro, Dean is definitely her instabitch.

by tredge June 29, 2019