insertPenis()

C library function.
May cause an OopsGotHerPregnant exception.

What? Try `man insertpenis`, you lazy shit.

by zacon November 11, 2003

Interstate 25

A major interstate in the western United States running from Interstate 10 in Las Cruces, New Mexico to Interstate 90 in Buffalo, Wyoming. It passes through 3 states; New Mexico, Colorado, and Wyoming, as well as passes through the cities of Las Cruces, Albuquerque, Santa Fe, Pueblo, Colorado Springs, Denver, Fort Collins, Cheyenne, and Casper.

The portion of the freeway through Colorado is heavily urbanized from Pueblo to Fort Collins and is known as the "Front Range Urban Corridor," which is home to most of Colorado's 5 million people.

The entire length of Interstate 25 is rather scenic, especially the Colorado portion and parts of the roadway through northern New Mexico.

Man, I need to get to Albuquerque from Denver quickly. I know, I'll take Interstate 25, get there fast and be able to look at awesome mountains the whole way!

by Gio422 January 4, 2011

Interstate of mind

Phenomena that occurs after exiting the interstate in which the driver continues to drive at high speeds (65+) through low speed zones (30-) such as neighborhoods and school crossings. Many speeding tickets are thought to be the result of this.

"Do you know how fast you were going through town?"

"75, I know....I'm still in the interstate of mind."

by dedle January 2, 2012

Interpated

Finding yourself ass over teakettle for someone after reading their blog, Twitter feed, Facebook timeline, etc. Of course, you've never met this person in the flesh, and they may or may not even know you exist.

Don't be to hard on Manti Teʻo. He just got Interpated.

by nunya42 February 15, 2013

interstate 80

The coolest interstate, in that it manages to link the great cities of New York, Chicago and San Francisco together. At over a couple thousand miles, it's also a long ass interstate, and manages to pass through a bunch of nothingness.

Pioneers used the Oregon Trail, we use Interstate 80.

by chzammm May 2, 2014

insultate

To insinuate by insulting
Defining a person by using fake knowledge about them

Nikki, even as smart as she is, always insultated Ted thinking he’s not as smart as he really is.

Hey Nikki, who are you trying to insultate?

by Kurfew January 15, 2020

Happy Interstate

When the happy trail is exceedingly hairy, enough to be deemed a happy interstate.

That guy's belly hair is gnarly. It's called a happy trail - No, it's called a happy interstate.

by TheFuzzyTravelers March 28, 2011