infinite pinocchio theorem

A method of abusing Pinocchio's omniscient powers to obtain the secrets of the universe.

Do Aliens exist? Let's just use infinite pinocchio theorem theorem!

by burtmack December 24, 2021

Ur day infinite gay

This should only be used if someone threatens your life with Ur family reunion homosexual communion or ur family tree LGBT. If you use this insult, the person and their immediate family will fucking dissipate into thin air. (WARNING: BLAST RADIUS 300 MILES)

Ken: Hey Robert
Robert: stfu ur UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Ken: *calmly states* Ur day infinite gay
*Robert, his family, and 300 miles fucking disintegrates*

by coman467 May 20, 2018

Infinite Skillz

Hip Hop artist from Virginia that is a founding member of B.A.S.E. Inc. He is best known for perfecting the balance between Hip Hop's responsibility to both educate and entertain the masses. Popular songs include Headband Game and Extra Shy which are on his debut album, The Anomaly as well as Smoker's Only which features fellow B.A.S.E. Inc member F.a.T and DZK.

Infinite Skillz is a real emcee.

by J. Writt June 20, 2007

infinition

infinition (definition + infinitity) Ð an infinite process of defining something that cannot be fully or precisely defined; an endless list of possible definitions.

Certain fluid concepts in their emergent state are subject to in-finition--infinite dispersal of their meaning--rather than to definition. To infine is to suggest the infinity of possible definitions of a certain term or concept and therefore to problematize its meaning and the possibility or the benefit of defining it. If definition circumscribes a specific conceptual area, then infinition releases the concept from restricting demarcations and places it in an indeterminate zone. For example, Jacques Derrida never defines his method of deconstruction but only infines it in numerous passages. Infinition is for the humanities what for mathematics is a transcendental number with its "infinite decimal expansion" expressed by a non-periodic decimal fraction: an endless approximation to and escape from a discrete definition.

by Mikhail Epstein November 6, 2003

infinite jest

DFW's masterpiece otherwise known as the pinnacle of postmodern literary snobbery. At a whopping 1,000+ pages (some editions even reach 1,500 pages), 300+ footnotes, and a cast of characters comparable to Tolstoy's mammoth of a novel, War and Peace, Infinite Jest is everyman's trophy of intellectual-ish greatness.

Wow, you actually read Infinite Jest? Boy are you mad!

by infinitefantods July 4, 2014

Infinite

A word mentioned in the book "The Perks of Being a Wallflower"...When the main character uses the word he means: The feeling of happiness.. like every bad thought is cleared from your mind and you could go on with that moment.. forever.

When him and his 2 best friends are driving in the car listening to meaningful songs they all felt "infinite".

by Morgan13_33 August 13, 2005

infinite wisdom

used to convey the tendency (or lack thereof) of groups and decision making bodies to consider common sense and obvious implications of their actions. Often used sarcastically and/or pejoratively.

The executive board, in their infinite wisdom, decided to make the meeting during finals week mandatory for all members.

by Dave JH December 9, 2008