Fecal infant

A collosal turd passed with great pain after a long bout of constipation. Sometimes resembles a coffee can in shape and size, and is often accompanied by some rectal tearing and the blood resulting therefrom (a sort of afterbirth).

From the groaning, sweating, and grinding of teeth, it was obvious to Brett that a fecal infant was being delivered into this world.

by Herr Stehpinkler March 12, 2005

infantilist

A person whom wears diapers and likes to be treated like a baby. Inside the mind of an infantilist he or she is a infant/baby.

www.dpf.com Go to this site for it will explain a lot about Diaper Lovers and Adult Babies.

by Baby Pink April 27, 2005

holy infant

a school full of gay ass teachers and nuns with fucking retarded rules. Sr. Ro's rules include: high logoed socks, no highlights, no jewelry, no gum, no fucking freeedom...but some teachers are oook...(SHARON and JAMES JOSEPH)

Hey look at those logoed socks, it must be an h.i. guy

by dumbass April 10, 2005

infantiphagia

the eating of babies

i'll eat your babies!

by mandar June 21, 2005

infantard

An insult to describe someone who acts stupid and 'retarded' in a very crybaby-ish way.

Stop crying and babbling about toys, Joe, you're actually like an infantard.

by ShadowCreator October 12, 2007

Infantile Pillock

A childish and stupid person.

Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."

by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man July 20, 2016

Halls Infantry

The half a bag of Halls cough drops you stick in your pocket when you're sick and on the go.

Steve: Dude, you've got a wicked cough, you sure you wanna go to the movies?

Ed: Yeah it's cool man, I got the Halls Infantry on standby.

by SpyderNinja June 16, 2009