infinite wisdom 

used to convey the tendency (or lack thereof) of groups and decision making bodies to consider common sense and obvious implications of their actions. Often used sarcastically and/or pejoratively.

The executive board, in their infinite wisdom, decided to make the meeting during finals week mandatory for all members.

infinite wisdom by Dave JH December 9, 2008

infinite wood

A penile erecttion that will not deflate due to an unwanted reaction to taking viagra.

I had infinite wood on Thursday. I took some viagra so I could have sex with Desi Williams from Survivor. She is so hot i wanted to be able to have sex for more than 39 minutes, my usual standard. My erectile would not deflate or cum so I dragged my embarrased self to urgent care. Once there a nurse with huge tits hopped on my erect penis with her tight vagina and fucked me so hard with her tight pussy that I finally came. Thank you nurse Cheri!!!!!!!!!

infinite wood by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 8, 2017

Infinite Bagel Theory 

The theory that if a bagel is cut horizontally, each half can be considered one bagel, allowing an infinite number of bagels to be formed from one bagel. This is to say, as long as a section of an object is identified as a whole, the entirety of its children on the same plane can also be considered whole, creating a paradox where an original object can be responsible for the creation of an infinite number of itself.

Craig: "I bought this bagel from a New York bakery and they consider half a bagel a whole bagel?"
Graham: "Yeah it supports the Infinite Bagel Theory. As long as the horizontal slice is considered whole, an endless number of bagels can be formed."

Infinite Bagel Theory by bobfrog93 May 18, 2021

infinite playlist 

A very long list of songs that tell a story or convey a message.

"I was listening to Aubri's Infinite Playlist yesterday, and it was badass."

infinite playlist by aubrismiles February 21, 2022

Infinite Swirl

According to Ed Vincent a sex ed expert the infinite swirl is when a man and another man swirl their penis' around each other. There is no risk of STD. He also recommends front of penis into side of penis also no risk of STD.

Gay Guy 1: Wanna do the Infinite Swirl
Gay Guy 2: Sure theres no risk involved!

Infinite Swirl by Jackov Brolovski October 28, 2010

infinite gay 

The worst thing you can have it is bigger than the biggest gayest gay

Doctor: Sir I have some bad news

Patient : what is it...
Doctor :you have infinite gay

Patient: *dies*

infinite gay by Lil spoop May 6, 2018

infinite love

to have infinite love for someone close to your heart

i have infinite love for you babe, always.

infinite love by danteXIII February 19, 2012