creaming in my pants.

"Creaming in my pants" is a term from the 1900s. It means that something is arousing you. Literally, that you are "creaming in your pants."

Keifer Sutherland had me "creaming in my pants."

by creaming March 24, 2010

jizz in my pants

Premature ejaculation. Things are going pretty well, then you lose control and blow a load in your britches. Better luck next time.

Whisper in my ear that you want some more, then I jizz in my pants.

Now I'm posed in an awkward position because I jizzed in my pants.

by Kaboose777 December 19, 2008

Nigger In My Pants

When you poo poo ka ka yo self and dat dun look like black man!

"aww shit donnie, i think theres a nigger in my pants."
"well you better drop that nigger in a toilet before it stinks up the whole room, Phil!"

by CumGuzzlerOwO May 2, 2019

Squeeing in my pants

You are so excited that you are squealing and peeing in your pants.

I was so excited meeting RPattz that I was squeeing in my pants.

by Suzie55 December 3, 2010

Jizz in my Pants

Hilarious SNL skit that aired at about 12:40 AM. It is about two guys who jizz in their pants at just about everything from a hot girl to an alarm clock.

Some star cameos are: Justin Timberlake, Molly Sims, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants.

Jizz in my Pants, haha.

by Jamiesayshello December 17, 2008

Jizzed in my pants

To screw up something that was a sure thing.

Hey how'd your calc test go?

Not good. I knew the stuff, I just jizzed in my pants.

by Spocker December 2, 2010

Jizzed In My Pants

Someone who gets overly excited or horny and they ejaculate in their pants.

"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."

"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009